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Douche Nozzle

One or more exhaust pipes on a pickup truck which are re-routed from the normal stock routing to instead go vertically through the bed imediately behind the cab. Extra douche points are awarded if the engine is gasoline and not a diesel.
Check out the double douche nozzles on that Ford Lighting!
by peterbuilt October 29, 2011
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Douche nozzle

A general doucher. somebody thats so much of a douche that he has to be described as a douche nozzle.
Is he cool?
No hes a total Douche nozzle.
by who_the!? June 22, 2010
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douche-nozzle

The person you see walking down the street sporting a hot girlfriend who is way out of his league. The fact that he is porking her makes him a douche-nozzle.
Shannon Elizabeth's (Nadia from American Pie)husband Joe Reitman is a douche-nozzle.
by Rick C. May 13, 2005
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douche nozzle

a universal word used in the event that you forget the actual word or just don't want to use it.
Q:What is the soup of the day?
A:Douche nozzle
Q:Do you like the new guy at work?
A:No. He is a huge douche nozzle
Q:What kind of dog is that?
A:It is a douche nozzle.
Q:Where would you like to sit?
A:On the douche nozzle!
by Sara Gallagher January 9, 2008
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douche nozzle

Hey, asshole!
-OR-
Hey, Douche Nozzle!!!!!
by michael December 9, 2003
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Douche Nozzle

To be a creator of douches or to be the god of douche bags as well as being completely full of themselves. Only a select few have been able to claim this title.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear, Greg is dating his ex-girlfriend's best friend?

Guy 2: Yeah, hes really a douche nozzle.
by MasterofSkyrim November 14, 2011
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douche nozzle

one who takes the very last Dorito and puts the bag back into the cabinet for the next person
person 1 yes the last Dorito munch munch munch
person 2 yes doritos

person 1 nope

person 2 you fucking douche nozzle
by wind0106 August 23, 2011
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