Douche

- A french word meaning; shower
- A name you call an immature idiot(usally male) that pisses them off, very offensive
-An item used ( more in older days ) to clean the ladies lower area

" Sarah did you just see that douche who just ran that red light, he almost hit that little kid"

by hpluvr February 10, 2009

douching

1.To clear out the rectom from a high position.
2.The act of having anal sex with a girl after someone else has done her in the same place.
3.Verb; acting douchtacular.

3. Chrissy is douching on everyone or Chrissy is so douching herself.

by Tron Jackson, Preston Wescot, Nigal Marryweather, Orville Hilten, T South, Ian September 25, 2005

Douche

somebody who thinks commenting a link to wikipedia for the word fag is funny.

that douche thought it was funny to comment a link to wikipedia for the word fag!

by markva_37 September 27, 2011

Douche

Dick, Obnoxious, un-educated, cocky, half-cocked, entity.

Joe is a Douche.

by baTman2.0 February 8, 2014

douche

Literal - A liquid concoction used for sanitizing and cleaning the female nether regions.

Actual - (Adj) A person who is a waste of oxygen; an idiot. Also used to describe a male / female (N) that won't let you run your game. To act in a ridiculous manner; embarassing (V)

That beaatch is a "douche", yo. Tell her to step or catch five quick ones!

My boy was "douchin'" out hard last night! The had to carry his ass out the J-Kwon show.

That kid is real "douchey". Keep him out the crib.

His name is Rich, but we all call him "The Douche".

by cfee2xd May 26, 2004

douchness

Someone usually a male, who is too feminie to be called a douche bag.

"Yeah whatever douchness, keep filing your nails and drinking panty droppers"

by The dish in DubVC August 21, 2006

Doucheful

1.
Being douchey, annoying, unpleasant and vile while simultaneously being of use or service; serving some purpose; advantageous, helpful, or of good effect: a doucheful member of society.

Origin:
2011; douche + -ful

—Related forms
douche·ful·ly, adverb
douche·ful·ness, noun
un·douche·ful, adjective
un·douche·ful·ly, adverb
un·douche·ful·ness, noun

—Antonyms
1, 2. doucheless.

That guy's a douche but he's useful - he's totally doucheful.

by jf1231 June 21, 2011