one who most readily demonstrates himself as master of douches
October 2004: Alex Rodriguez, NY YANKEES
October 2004: Alex Rodriguez, NY YANKEES
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A post-ejaculatory contraceptive douche carried out by the male whilst still inside the female vagina. Immediately after ejaculation inside his lady, before withdrawing his still semi-tumescent penis, the gentleman urinates within her, sluicing out his spermy man-milk. Purported to be 80% effective, by someone, somewhere, probably (depending on volume of piss).
A post-ejaculatory contraceptive douche carried out by the male whilst still inside the female vagina. Immediately after ejaculation inside his lady, before withdrawing his still semi-tumescent penis, the gentleman urinates within her, sluicing out his spermy man-milk. Purported to be 80% effective, by someone, somewhere, probably (depending on volume of piss).
Shaniqua couldn’t be bothered with any of the usual contraceptive methods, and neither could Marlon. So right after his vinegar strokes, he did the gentlemanly thing of giving her a Doncaster Douche to sluice out his spooge.
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Usually when the British name a place in the US, the place in the US becomes better, mainly because the British are a bunch of self loathing hipster clowns who are taught to hate themselves.
They are taught to hate themselves because they used to go all over the world and forcibly name places after crappy English towns.
The fact that Americans don’t hate themselves pisses off most Europeans who take great pride out of their self loathing.
They like to think the war in Iraq is imperialism, which they link to their imperialistic past and try to draw parallels between the two, and then get mad when they find that Americans do not hate themselves like they do.
Actually not all Europeans are bad - they are the 35% who like America, and the English chicks I hooked up with when I lived there. Yes, that is right, English girls chose a Yank over you.
In any event. The English probably don't like the American Dorchester because it is filled with Irish Americans and African Americans and we all know how the English treated their forebears.
Usually when the British name a place in the US, the place in the US becomes better, mainly because the British are a bunch of self loathing hipster clowns who are taught to hate themselves.
They are taught to hate themselves because they used to go all over the world and forcibly name places after crappy English towns.
The fact that Americans don’t hate themselves pisses off most Europeans who take great pride out of their self loathing.
They like to think the war in Iraq is imperialism, which they link to their imperialistic past and try to draw parallels between the two, and then get mad when they find that Americans do not hate themselves like they do.
Actually not all Europeans are bad - they are the 35% who like America, and the English chicks I hooked up with when I lived there. Yes, that is right, English girls chose a Yank over you.
In any event. The English probably don't like the American Dorchester because it is filled with Irish Americans and African Americans and we all know how the English treated their forebears.
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