Dorbus

A complete moron, an absolute dunderhead that is somehow less bright than a used match in a puddle of coal tar.

Timothy you dorbus, how on earth did you screw up this badly? Your one job was to press a single button!

by Gast117417 March 29, 2023

chief dorkus

The one dork who ranks far above the others, even surpassing the dorkiness of a dorkus malorkus.

dorkus malorkus: Wow you're the chief of all dorks. *bows* I shall call you chief dorkus!

chief dorkus: I am honored.

by Chief Dorkus December 7, 2013

dorkus

Someone is is dorky, but just doesnt care that he/she is a dork, thus making them very cool in the eyes of other dorkii**.

Rinn is such a total dorkus.

by Tenmei00 November 13, 2005

Dorcas

Name for someone who is of a 'slightly slow' nature.

(of South African Origin)

Bless her, it's not really all her fault keep in mind she is dorcas!

by Moose Knowles October 24, 2007

dorkus

an unusually large and thick penis, especially ones with large bulbus heads, where the term "elephantitis" can describe the condition, the "dorkus" is the term for the actual penis.

named for the bewildered, eye-popping and jaw-dropping look one gets from seeing one up close.

the opposite of a "dingus" (small, skinny penises)

Justin was the proud owner of an 9 inch dorkus, making him quite popular with both the boys and girls.

by bottomboy tj November 2, 2018

dorkus malorkus

someone who did or said somthing to make them look REALLY stupid.

Bob:I am going to the computer store cause they have an awesome grade a gumball machine.

Joe: You are such a dorkus malorkus

by Ben Szafoni September 30, 2005

Dorkus Magnanimous

Anyone who exhibits the characteristics of a dork to the Nth degree.

The love of my life = Adam is a dorkus magnanimous and I wouldn't have him any other way <3

by woobiegyrlie3 December 26, 2007