A mexican girl and monkey prostitutes on drugs overwhelmed by a paranoid sense believing that a fox named swiper is trying to rape them.
by Dora the retard August 11, 2008
A gay show in NickJr perfect for mexican primetime, starring a 7 year old retarded mexican dipshit (Dora), a whining homosexual monkey(Boots) and sometimes three others, a stupid cow, a pansy iguana and a small animal that could drive a car large enough to fit dora....
Every show there will be a villain-like figure named swiper that would try to steal one of dora's items, he would sometimes succeed but 9 .99 times out of ten he would just run into the forest like a pussy, because he failed....
The show has many extras, a back pack and a map (both talks, saying the same shit all over again), three crawling bugs that plays drumrolls after a stage is completed and a mouse cursor that points obvious stuff....
Perfect for people with IQ's less that 5
This is the show that you watch before commiting suicide
Every show there will be a villain-like figure named swiper that would try to steal one of dora's items, he would sometimes succeed but 9 .99 times out of ten he would just run into the forest like a pussy, because he failed....
The show has many extras, a back pack and a map (both talks, saying the same shit all over again), three crawling bugs that plays drumrolls after a stage is completed and a mouse cursor that points obvious stuff....
Perfect for people with IQ's less that 5
This is the show that you watch before commiting suicide
Broke Bussinessman: My life is useless, I have no money, my family doesn't respect me anymore. I know, I'll watch dora the explorer.
(He dies 30 mins. later)
(He dies 30 mins. later)
by myster ehu July 02, 2009
Seriously? Is this what you show to our kids? Are you fuckin serious?! This is an insult to a 2 year olds intelligence! It's about a spanish 5 year old girl named "dora" who is the dumbest shit ever, I mean for fuck's sake she thinks she can talk to the kid watching the show! "can you tell me where coney island is?" Thats the dumbest shit ever! And dont get me started on that gay ass monkey that follows her around... Oh and the map? What fucking map needs a song before you can look at it?! It's like the people didn't put any thought into the show at all!
"DORA THE BANANA TREE IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU! AND YOU CALL YOURSELF AN EXPLORER?!" - Crazy Steve from Drake and Josh while watching Dora The Explorer.
by Why do you want a pseudonym? April 16, 2010
A idiotic brat called Dora who is blind and deaf and nearly falls into a fucking volcano every episode. Dora is a fucking asshole and slob, and she always has to ride on EVERYTHING near her. She's a fat idiotic slob who eats shit and piss and dumps shit all over Swiper for no reason. The map and backpack are ANNOYING AS FUCK. Boots is a fucking homosexual monkey who makes gay sounds whenever he is happy, and always has to ride on DORA, or some unicorn. He is the biggest FUCKING ASSHOLE I have EVER seen.
Dora the explorer is on
Dora: Where are we going?
Map: Dildo Island, weed farm, genitalia gumtrees, THE GIANT BOOBS!
Dora: We're on the dildo island and I am such a fucking asshole and too dumb to swim so I am gonna ride the baby dolphin
Baby dolphin: GET YOUR SHIT COVERED HAIRY ASS AWAY FROM ME
Boots: EKEEKKEKKEKEKEKKE -Gay sounds- I wanna ride that dragon
Dragon: fuck her right in the pussy
Dora: Where are we going?
Map: Dildo Island, weed farm, genitalia gumtrees, THE GIANT BOOBS!
Dora: We're on the dildo island and I am such a fucking asshole and too dumb to swim so I am gonna ride the baby dolphin
Baby dolphin: GET YOUR SHIT COVERED HAIRY ASS AWAY FROM ME
Boots: EKEEKKEKKEKEKEKKE -Gay sounds- I wanna ride that dragon
Dragon: fuck her right in the pussy
by WildDefinitions April 02, 2015
A bitch ass little faggot that has the worst parents ever that just let her go hangout with the monkey named boots that stole his yeezy red octobers's from swiper bitch ass that wont even square up and he is the theif!???
Dora The Explorer: Boots lets go have a picknick
Boots: OKAY LETS GO!
Swiper: (TRIES TO STEAL SOMETHING)
Dora & Boots: Swiper No Swiping
Swiper: AWWWW MANNN
Boots: OKAY LETS GO!
Swiper: (TRIES TO STEAL SOMETHING)
Dora & Boots: Swiper No Swiping
Swiper: AWWWW MANNN
by Fat Naruto October 18, 2019
A idiotic brat called Dora who is blind and deaf and nearly falls into a fucking volcano every episode. Dora is a fucking asshole and slob, and she always has to ride on EVERYTHING near her. She's a fat idiotic slob who eats shit and piss and dumps shit all over Swiper for no reason. The map and backpack are ANNOYING AS FUCK. Boots is a fucking homosexual monkey who makes gay sounds whenever he is happy, and always has to ride on DORA, or some unicorn. He is the biggest FUCKING ASSHOLE I have EVER seen.
Dora the explorer is on
Dora: Where are we going?
Map: Dildo Island, weed farm, genitalia gumtrees, THE GIANT BOOBS!
Dora: We're on the dildo island and I am such a fucking asshole and too dumb to swim so I am gonna ride the baby dolphin
Baby dolphin: GET YOUR SHIT COVERED HAIRY ASS AWAY FROM ME
Boots: EKEEKKEKKEKEKEKKE -Gay sounds- I wanna ride that dragon
Dragon: fuck her right in the pussy
Dora: Where are we going?
Map: Dildo Island, weed farm, genitalia gumtrees, THE GIANT BOOBS!
Dora: We're on the dildo island and I am such a fucking asshole and too dumb to swim so I am gonna ride the baby dolphin
Baby dolphin: GET YOUR SHIT COVERED HAIRY ASS AWAY FROM ME
Boots: EKEEKKEKKEKEKEKKE -Gay sounds- I wanna ride that dragon
Dragon: fuck her right in the pussy
by WildDefinitions April 02, 2015
A huge fucking cunt.
by WingedOracle September 26, 2014