Door knob

A school friendly word for stupid.

my friend tripped in the hallway and I called him a door knob.

by Your a door knob September 16, 2017

Door knob

Every body gets their turn

That hoe was like a door knob we all got a turn to open her up

by Macdaddyrob June 11, 2021

door knob

used in a sentence when someone is trying to be unique and random when trying to be funny

well you can go suck a door knob

by shower curtain October 23, 2018

Door knobs

Nipples that are swollen or are bruised, usually after someone has been "titty twisted". Resembles the nipples being twisted like door knobs.

Joey: Yo, look how bruised Patrick's nipples are.
Jason: Yea, those are some crazy door knobs

by Stan the Man 54 December 11, 2016

Door Knob

Female anatomy (vagina) that lets 99% of the male species get their turn. . . Most female door knobs can only survive off of Dust Off.

"hey bro, have you had your turn? I know of this door knob where you can get your turn all the time!"

by Ran Through It May 16, 2015

soggy door knob

Get a round door knob, cover it in Maple syrup. The girl then fucks herself with the door knob. The guy then scoops the maple syrup out of her Orifice, with his mouth, then puts it in a jar. Then uses the syrup on his pancakes while receiving head.

Can two guys give each other soggy door knobs?

by Bradj21345 November 19, 2017

door knob

a interesting way to point out the head of a males penis.

Bro, your door knob is sticking out!

by fat kirby June 29, 2021