doo-sent

you do but you don't

"i doo-sent want to talk to you"

by selom July 7, 2008

doo-squat

1) literally every simp you'll ever meet.

2) when you put the toilet on top of your shit.

Did you hear Kyle did a doo-squat today?

Oh my gosh! Theodore made a huge doo-squat!

by loowithdoo123 September 13, 2020

doo doo schmere

1.The shit marks on the toilet after you flush.
2.The shit that doesn't want to be flushed down the toilet.

Damn that doo doo schmere makes my toilet look like a chocolate,vanilla swirled icecream cone.

by king poopie February 10, 2007

Doo Doo Smooch

To apply lipstick to your butt hole and give someone a kiss with it usually while they are passed out.

"What girl was kissing my neck last night?" None! You passed out and we doo doo smooched you!

by big bert13 March 1, 2011

Doo-doo Shlick

The doo-doo that you wipe off your butthole and gets on the paper. It also gets on the toilet. It’s basically your doo-doo snail leaving residue.

Oh no, that’s way more doo-doo shlick than this toilet paper can handle!

by anonymous October 8, 2021

Doo Doo Steppin

When you unknowingly step in poop and then track it around the house

“Oh no, Wendel got poop stuck in his butt hair and ended up going doo doo steppin again”

by Amazoningyourdad March 19, 2022

doo doo stank

You can relate doo doo stank to LLL

she smells like doo doo stank.

by DooDooStankDefiner October 18, 2022