swamp donkey

a chick that is both fat and ugly

there is not enough beer in a keg to make me want to tap that swamp donkey

by the mobguy October 27, 2003

swamp donkey

a dumb skeezer who gets drunk as shit all the time and tries to get as much dick as possible. stay away from swamp donkeys or u will get diseases on ur johnson.

Man u goin swampin tonite?

o hell naw i stay away from those dirty ass swamp donkeys.

by eweezy on da track February 1, 2008

swamp donkey

a very large and hairy member of the female sex, who looks like a donkey that just drowned in a swamp.

shes a swamp donkey...

by luke detty May 13, 2005

swamp donkey

disgusting bitch that feeds off drunk men around 3:30 am

"oh look bill is leaving with yet another swamp donkey"

"I think its time for an intervention."

by blackassontherun December 4, 2009

Swamp Donkey

Pretty much the equivalent of any girl that walks onto the set of "Jerry Springer". A woman who wears clothes that are 3 times too small,smells like she lives in a swamp, speaks like a dero and looks like a fat-ass donkey turd.

"Piss off, ya Swamp Donkey!"

by loopy_bugs January 29, 2009

Swamp Donkey

Woman ranging in the 4 to 7 realm on the 10 point hot scale, that on first glance appears fuckable. However on further inspection, this girl actually has greasy skin and unfortunately when you imagine her cooch, all you can think of is a hairy, wet, swampy pit. There happens to be a queen swamp donkey, referred to as the swamp donkess. These donkeys of the swamp tend to act like cats in heat, so watch your step.

Dude, annie is such a swamp donkey!
That girl will totally swamp your donk.

by Skip Broke Nicole January 16, 2010

Swamp Donkey

A girl who is lacking grace, class, style and is generally just uuugly.

They tend to be overwieght and sporting the whole

hipster pants + crop top = gut overhang look.

She is a Humpty Assed Swamp Donkey

by Cheekie June 1, 2004