Doggoshit

A “kawaii” way of saying dogshit

This new video is a piece of doggoshit!

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er April 7, 2023

dogfish

someone who looks better in real life than in photos, in other words, not photogenic.

“bro that pic of her is so ugly she’s kinda a dogfish, she looks way prettier irl”

by psycho and the other May 5, 2023

Dogfish

Coined by The Dating Detectives podcast, a dogfish is a who person who significantly misrepresents who they are or what they want while dating. Similar to catfish, these people aren't who they say they are, but instead of lying about the way they look they are lying about something else, like having a secret family, or dating to con their romantic partners out of money.

Person 1: "How are things going with Brad?"

Person 2: "Oh we broke up. You know those business trips he was taking to San Francisco? He was actually visiting his WIFE and their THREE CHILDREN. A total dogfish!"

by The Dating Detectives December 19, 2023

Dogfish

Your date unexpectedly is so hot you can't think straight so you just factory reset to golden retriever mode also known as "I'm just happy to be here thank you for the opportunity".

"Whatever the opposite of catfishing is she did that to me. Dogfishing. You know I was just doing dumb shit the entire time."

by haggistierchen November 18, 2025