by Tad January 14, 2005

Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog?!"
Guy 2: *Violently combusts from disgust and pain from remembrance of that disgusting dog.
Guy 2: *Violently combusts from disgust and pain from remembrance of that disgusting dog.
by zenkurai November 17, 2021

by dude123456879gh October 18, 2008

It’s an old Persian saying for when someone is trying to point out that there is nothing but shame in being an ass-kisser to an ass-kisser.
A: Hijab is a culture for all our Iranian women and we should make sure everyone wears it at all times.
B: Shut up man, the dog fucked the ass-kisser.
In this example, person A was trying to support the forced hijab rule and cover it up by calling it culture.
B: Shut up man, the dog fucked the ass-kisser.
In this example, person A was trying to support the forced hijab rule and cover it up by calling it culture.
by Gabric October 23, 2022

Used to describe something that has no value, doesn't taste good, doesn't look good, doesn't work and is inferior.
"Have you heard the new XYZ CD?" Matt asked Janine.
"Yup. Sucks. I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass." Janine replied.
"Yup. Sucks. I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass." Janine replied.
by bingo lingo August 29, 2010

by YTSOA June 5, 2022
