a hookers selected hand that they use to pleasure fat, ugly, bald, lazy, men who cant get any for themselves.
clay hazams left handed doflinky is his left jerked of barney wile jackhammering santa claus while receiving a angry rim job.
by john stodderd May 21, 2008
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by Alex McQuirky June 6, 2009
Get the Doflay mug.P-DoFF (pronounced peed-off) is an acronym for Double face feet and palm. It's a type of reaction an average person with a reasonable understanding of anything would make in the face of utter dumbness. In particular, to the kind of things, David Avocado Wolfe says.
Random guy: David Avocado Wolfe said solar panels absorb light and it's lost forever. So it's not renewable energy and so cruel for the sun.
Fifth-grader: Dude, I'm just P-DoFF (peedoff) right now. That shit is bonkers af.
Fifth-grader: Dude, I'm just P-DoFF (peedoff) right now. That shit is bonkers af.
by FallenV August 14, 2018
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by renovatio August 16, 2015
Get the dofflin mug.A term used to describe the one or two days after one participates in a Duke of Edinburgh expedition. It is called so because this period will be spend mostly with long lies in bed and hours of watching TV due to the inability to walk because of sore feet and shoulders etc. One may also avoid any contact with the outdoors and eat loads of takeaways to make up for the crap food they had to eat up in the hills.
Person 1: Hey are you going into town tomorrow?
Person 2: Sorry I can't. I have a DofE hangover I look hideous and I can barely walk.
Person 1: Oh ok then, I'm so sorry for you. *silence*
Person 2: Sorry I can't. I have a DofE hangover I look hideous and I can barely walk.
Person 1: Oh ok then, I'm so sorry for you. *silence*
by Leeds274 August 18, 2012
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Commonly used to describe people who have an affinity for annoying people with excessive polls.
Commonly used to describe people who have an affinity for annoying people with excessive polls.
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