Double Dry Docker

Turd so big both ends extend above water line.

crushed the shitter with a double dry docker

by UAScrappy March 13, 2019

doiker

a replacement for any noun, to be used when one can't be bothered thinking of the proper word to use.

"get me another beer" can be replaced with "get me another doiker"

by jafffa June 27, 2007

dockers arm

A poo so big and thick it resembles the arm of a dock worker.

Jeez - I just had a dump the size of a dockers arm

by Winston Sausages July 3, 2008

Dockers cowboy

A male victim of business casual. Dockers cowboy most often pairs the pants that are the eponym of his species with plaid collared shirts, often of the short sleeved variety. While frequently an engineer, Dockers cowboy may also be a public accountant or a retail store manager. Dockers cowboy's immunity to fashion sense is an extreme, if unwitting, expression of heterosexuality.

Jane, why don't you ask Dockers cowboy what see-or-die activity involving a ball he will be watching on his large-screen television this weekend?

by E. Ponymous May 14, 2011

Molly Dooker

A left hander
user of the left hand as a preference

The batsman was a molly dooker

by Lester J February 19, 2008

Docker

1. A half smoked cigarette usually found on sidewalks and various other places.
2. A person who smokes dockers.

"That dude is sick, he smokes dockers."

by Tom September 30, 2003

Doaner

a person with a big dick

damn doaner has a huge cock

by doanerboner January 8, 2012