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The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.
Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!
Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).
Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).
by A Bathing Ape July 21, 2008
A social disorder that makes it possible for your close family and friends to forget about you if u are not currently active on facebook. Sufferers will actually stop emailing and texting you if you're not constantly reminding them of your existance via facebook updates. If you don't exist on facebook, you don't exist to them at all.
I deleted my pics on facebook, and no one called me for a month! I didn't even get invited to my own class reunion. Wow, I didnt know the class of 2000 had Facebook Social Distortion Disorder (FSDD).
by smurfettish May 12, 2010
The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.
Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!
Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).
Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).
by A Bathing Ape July 21, 2008
the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.
is simply destruction
is simply destruction
Some slut: I will now preform the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.
Everything: Dead
Everything: Dead
by RickyBobTosun May 05, 2021
People believing events occurred or things existed in history when things were proven not have happen. Ex: Mandela Effect, Einstein's Theory of Relativity
by jondich January 08, 2021
A male or female who see them selves as the ducks nuts, they Pretend to walk the walk, they Pretend to talk the talk, but in reality they can't even use Google maps to find their way around the local duck pound.
Pal says: Girl I got this send me the address I'll be there in 5.
John says: Dude address has been send many many times it's straight through the duck pound, come on now I thought you knew your shit bro, and oi didn't we have a job on last week? You confused bro.
Pal ends up walking around for hours to finally arrive, with an over the top explaination as to what took them so long to hide the fact that they are indeed nothing more then a Distorted Duck
John says: Dude address has been send many many times it's straight through the duck pound, come on now I thought you knew your shit bro, and oi didn't we have a job on last week? You confused bro.
Pal ends up walking around for hours to finally arrive, with an over the top explaination as to what took them so long to hide the fact that they are indeed nothing more then a Distorted Duck
by answer2no1 May 29, 2021