Discare

A combination of dislike and don't care. A response to something totally irrelevant somebody says to you.

Jenny: On the weekend I went to my cottage, and I saw a moose, 2 beavers and a bear!!!

Johnny: I discare. Go away...

by A terribly brilliant person September 11, 2010

Disaster Marriages

Television documentaries featuring the always popular format of heartbreaking tales of unthinkable marital infidelity.

My ex-life in which I was married for 25 years to an L.A. actor ended in such a pathetic and superlative train wreck, so consequently it’s a fave on Disaster Marriages!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2020

disastertation

A dissertation that goes horribly wrong (meaning, any dissertation!).

I am so tired of working on this disastertation!

by phdkes May 29, 2012

Disastercase

A person who is completely fucked in life.

That person is a walking disaster waiting to happen. They are a Disastercase.

by CrazyjoC18 February 26, 2019

Hipster Disaster

When some type of hipster activity goes terribly wrong. An epic fail in the hipster lifestyle.

Hipster Disaster on the way to work my chain fell off my fixie.

I had a major Hipster Disaster this morning, the line for my morning latte was a block long.

The barista at the Blue Bottle got his beard stuck in the latte foamer, total Hipster Disaster.

by sveesible August 31, 2012

disastourist

a person who visits the site of a recent disaster to see the wreckage, carnage, remains, etc.

After hearing about the recent I35W bridge collapse, we decided to be disastourists and get as close as we could to see the remnants of the bridge.

by Sisterscaryluv August 28, 2007

disasterbating

Imagining that the worst possible things are going to happen regarding the future, over and over, until you totally freak yourself out.

Deena has been disasterbating about her big trip next week to Chicago. Now she's too scared to pack!

by LaMaupin March 18, 2014