ripped disc

The disc you ripped all them tunes from

dude 1: yo i got all these ripped discs at my house that i no long need cuz all my tunes are on my computer you want em?

dude 2: aww sure dude thanks

by digitalIStheWAY July 31, 2012

poop disc

When you poop and forget to whipe so it drys in your butt cheeks and you finally aggressively pull the cheeks apart and the poop stays straight in the shape of a disc

"Jerry! I just found biggest poop disc after lunch with karen."

by Poopdisc February 9, 2018

Spinning the disc

To place a Halo 2 game disc around one's penis and spinning the disc in hopes of causing an orgasm.

"Instead of going out tonight, Mike stayed home and was spinning the disc."

by mdm29 September 10, 2006

Diving Disc

The act of inserting a frisbee disc HORIZONTALLY into someone’s anus. As the anal cavity may not be large enough, smaller “practice” objects may be needed to increase the circumference of the cavity.

I gave Jacob a diving disc last weekend. He nutted in 3 seconds.

by Divingdiscaholic September 12, 2018

Disc Jockey

The way in which girls masturbate; stimulating herself using two fingers and motioning back and forth as if she was scratching discs at a club.

"The girl in that porno was going to town on herself like a disc jockey."

by Wine-oh-saurus Rex April 5, 2010

flip a disc

The clean version of suck a dick

Ten year old: You're such a fricking hecker!
Other ten year old: Go flip a disc!
*Everyone gasps

by thesmolnugget December 12, 2018

Phloppie Disc

The act of a man sticking his genitals, particularly the penis, in between two heavy objects, such as dumbbells, for an extended period of time as they trying to flatten it. They then attempt to insert the flattened penis into the disc tray of a computer or laptop. If the penis successfully gets closed within the tray without the man ejaculating, he wins a free blowjob by all present losers. Ask parents before playing, some conditions may apply. Urban Dictionary is not responsible for any injury incurred attempting the "Phloppie Disc."

Man, I failed the Phloppie Disc challenge... but Carl won... then I contracted Herpes... maybe this was a bad idea.

by theinternetismyplayground January 19, 2017