Singles Discrimination Day

Another way of referring to Valentine's day if your single.

Today is Singles Discrimination Day!

by PharmGrl March 2, 2011

Non-Discriminating Friend

1: A guy friend, usually semi-attractive, who acts as a friend and wingman for his friend who is trying to pick up an extremely attractive girl who is being blocked by her DUFF. This man is not afraid to sleep with a three hundred pound gorilla, and is a vital asset to his friend who is attempting to get with the hot girl.

2: The ultimate counter to the big fat friend

The Non-Discriminating friend's motto: So what if you're a cow? I'll nail you anyhow.

by JaydenJehenna December 10, 2011

Discrimination Hat Trick

A single person making a racist, a sexist, and a homophobic comment within the same minute.

Hey, discrimination hat trick! Sometimes you really overdo it with that political incorrectness, you know.

by Yamato Damashi January 14, 2013

National Italian Discrimination Day

October 10th Is National Italian Discrimination Day! Make fun of all your Italian friends!

Hey, did you hear it's National Italian Discrimination Day? Let's go make fun of Mikey!

by morgantownmountaineer October 9, 2021

I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass

More truer words have never been spoken.

Meaning, you find people of all races, cultures, nationalities, backgrounds, etc. attractive. Instead of only being romantically involved with people of your own race/culture, you find people of all races/cultures equally attractive, so you date people of your culture, in addition to people of other cultures.

I don't limit myself romantically with only one group of people or prejudge anyone. I find everyone beautiful no matter where the person comes from, and that's how it should be imo. As long as you have similar interests, the fact that you come from different backgrounds shouldn't matter.

__________

"I love from butter pecan to black berry molass,
I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass,
Long as you show class and pass my test,
Fat ass and breast, highly intelligent bachelorettes,
Thats the best I won't settle for less,
I wanna ghetto brunette, with unforgettable sex,
I lay your head on my chest, come feel my heartbeat,
We can park the jeep, pump Mobb Deep, and just spark the leaf"
---Lyrics taken from the song "Still not a player" by the rapper Big Pun

by .PiCe.NuSSy. October 24, 2008

Alex Discrimination Day

On December 18th anyone can discriminate against anyone named Alex, Alexander, Alexandria, or any name with Alex, and the victim has no way of retaliating as it is a national holiday.

Hey did you remember it's Alex Discrimination Day? We should go mess with Alexandria over there.

by Gerald Ficker December 17, 2022

Discriminate

You're a Jew standing on my shoulders as I walk through the desert and carry you to the promised land.

Jew "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal! It sure is hot out... Walk faastah! *cracks whip* I'm get thoisty! You know, you SHOULD be carrying me boiy the way. What? You think I can carry you? No. No... This is good. How you doing down there?"

Hym "My feet hurt."

Jew "Nah. Yah fine. What do I look like, some kind of doctor? Well, I am... But I don't work for free. OO! OO! There it is! We're here! I did it! I'm a hero!"

Hym "Yup. Alright. You got any food in here?

Jew "Oo... We actually discriminate here. See, the Jews are good but you? Not a jew. So... Thanks but goodbye. OH! HEY! LOOK OVER THERE! LOOK OVER THERE AT ELON!"

Hym *Looks at Elon*

Jew *Steals wallet*

Hym "Did you just steal my wallet?"

Jew "Um, no. I don't remember you having a wallet. Hey Elon. Do you see me steal this guy's wallet?"

Elon "Um, no I uh. No I didn't."

Hym *Sigh* "Alright. Stay here. I'll be right back."

by Hym Iam March 4, 2025