Ding

A person of below average intelligence whose daily life is disrupted by their own stupidity. Dings will usually lie and cause trouble constantly, just because they're dings.

There are levels of dingosity, running from Levels one to five.

"I've locked myself in the shed again, can you come and let me out"

"You are such a ding".

by doubleshiny June 24, 2005

ding

Adjective. Something that is minging, or gross.

Dad: Are you going to eat your dinner, or is it ding?

by dictionary idiot January 10, 2014

Ding

An act of God. If God doesn't like a certain individual on earth, he may "ding" him. The person in question will suddenly find himself flying rapidly through the air, ending with a crunch against a wall, or by marvelling at the enormousness of outer space. Usually accompanied by a flick of the middle finger (as when flicking a marble).

He was an awful man, and had done terrible deeds. God decided that enough was enough, and dinged him.

by Thomas and Sofie May 22, 2007

Ding

When somebody tells a story that is obvious bullshit

Person 1: Mate that party was lit, I fucked so many bitches

Person 2: Ding!

by Figroll123445 June 13, 2017

Ding

A sound from the drifter before the game starts

Drifter: Ding Ding Ding DING ding... Hive bring a sword

by Walugie March 20, 2019

ding

Used in the Greek system to denote when a member should under no circumstances be allowed as a brother/sister in the house.

Steaky Frat Guy X: Does anyone want to Ding him?
Steaky Frat Guy Y: DING! He was hitting on my girlfriend last weekend.

by Bearded Clam Festival October 26, 2009

DING

Acronym for "Designated Inebriated Naked Guy" He's that dude who always gets naked when he gets beyond drunk. (Acronym provided by Lee Ingraham darksaber)

Humicroav was the DING for the last clemsontalk.com party.

by Humicroav August 3, 2004