dumbledore

The guy who ran Hogwarts, who dies from Snape

Snape kills Dumbledore!

by w00terz0rz August 18, 2005

dirty dumbledore

a dirty dumbledore is when you jerk off on a girls face and shave your pubes so they stick to the jizz. Then u put a wizard had on her.

I gave this girl such a dirty dumbledore last night.

by Brandon / Nick May 26, 2008

Dumbledoring

The act of ret-conning a character or historical figure as being homosexual (or some other sexuality) after the fact for the sake of being inclusive or feeing included with little regard for any evidence to the contrary.

Disney has recently ret-conned Donald Duck as being trans. I’m tired of all this Dumbledoring going on.

by Fishboi825 April 16, 2019

Dimbledagg

Someone who likes to poop and not wipe their dirty ass.

"Oh my gosh Sarah, I know why Meredith smells! She's a dimbledagg!"

by Bethan Mint November 26, 2021

Breakfast with Dumbledore

When a man with an large beard puts it in your anus and then rubs it all over your mouth.

I paid that old man for 'Breakfast with Dumbledore'""how'd that shit go man""He had to shave afterward, but it was all worth it

by Breakfast with Dumbledore July 20, 2011

dumbledore

A girl who is especially good at giving head, a "headmaster."

I call my girl Dumbledore, 'cause she's the headmaster.

by Book February 1, 2008

dumbledork

Combination of Albus Dumbledore the character from the Harry Potter books and the word "dork". Used to describe an individual with an unhealthy knowledge of the works of JK Rowling.

Gosh Ralph, I cannot wait to get the final Harry Potter book!

Dude, Harry Potter is gay.

Far from it friend! Cho Chang becomes Harry's girlfriend in Order of the Phoenix, and he develops feelings for Ginny Weasley in the Half-Blood Prince, so not gay at all!

Dumbledork...

by PappyDW June 29, 2007