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DILLIGAF 

This word means “DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK???”
Becky: (walks up to her boyfriend, Todd, who’s playing video games)
Becky: “Todd, I have important news!!”
Todd: (silent)
Becky: “I’m pregnant!!”
Todd: (pushes Becky over where she falls and hits her pregnant stomach on the corner of a coffee table)

Todd: “GOD DAMMIT BECKY DILLIGAF??? IM TRYING TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES. FUCK!!!”
DILLIGAF by DarkHumoredLilly June 12, 2018

DILLIGAF 

Dildo is left legal if gays are free
Friend: “dude my dildo is illegal in school, there must be a way I can bring it and not get arrested”

Other Friend: “um dude don’t you know the new rule, dilligaf”
DILLIGAF by BackStreetBoi7 July 8, 2019

dilligaf 

does it look like i give a fuck
karen: u r ugly
me: dilligaf

DILLIGAF 

DILLIGAF is an acronym meaning ”do I look like I give a f***”
Brad: Omg Karen my dad died

Karen: Dilligaf brad
DILLIGAF by Omg-blankets November 10, 2019

Dilligaf 

It means does it look like i give a fuck
Me:so are you gonna give me your homework today
Sandy:dilligaf
Dilligaf by Dilligaf104 November 21, 2019

dilligaf 

does it look like I caught a fish!
or
does it look like I give a fuck!
when your niece susie or the lady that parked next to asks whats dilligaf mean...use example one. Essentially interchangable meanings.
dilligaf by eshankdiggity June 20, 2009