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Face Dressing

When a women wears so much make-up that it makes her look way different than she normally does. Ways to tell are large amounts of make up that looks like you can scrape a chuck off with your nail.
I went to bed with a hot girl and woke up next to a non-attractive girl. Total Face Dressing.
by Avizzlery September 11, 2009
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power dressing

An element of d/s sex where the dom is partially dressed (usually in only a shirt and tie) and the sub is fully nude.
by 💝 candy July 31, 2015
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Thematic Dressing

Theme dressing for everyday! Think of it as Halloween 24/7. It’s a random Tuesday in March? Maybe you are a character from your fave 80’s sitcom. Or maybe you’re 90’s grunge. Or maybe you’re feeling witchy, piratey, or super 70’s disco groovy?! Make everyday fun with thematic dressing!
Oh, I really love your outfit!

Wow! Thank you. Totally thematic dressing.....Punky Brewster!
by Word up November 6, 2019
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D.R.B. (dressing room bulge)

More acutely referred to as "The DRB", this refers to the act of snapping a voluptuous profile pic of one's self while in a local garment retailers dressing room. The centerpiece of the picture is naturally the hyper-engorged manhood member. One must achieve a level of arousal that makes it appear as though he is smuggling Gonzo's nose in his boxer briefs, but not so engorged that it is blatant fluffing. Compression of the 'fat pad' or mons pubis while simultaneously pumping the member will achieve this perfect state of arousal - or DRB.
Man oh man, I was at the mall the other day and walked into a dressing room and caught a guy who was in the middle of prepping for a D.R.B. (dressing room bulge). I couldn't help but to notice how engorged it was... it looked like Gonzo's nose.
by Moe_to_the_ June 5, 2018
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degreasing the unicycle

the act of masturbating furiously
Brandon was degreasing the unicycle when his girlfriend caught him in the act and gave him a helping hand
by johnny dud May 7, 2007
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YouTube digression

This is what happens when you watch a video on YouTube, watch a suggested video shown at the far right edge of the screen, and another, and another until you end up at a video that is completely different from what you originally watched.
I want to see some Pokemon game glitches. I'll check YouTube. (One hour passes) Why am I listening to "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)"? YouTube digression, I guess.
by Nikki Delfino September 26, 2011
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Dressing the Dog

To Dress the dog means to place socks, mittens or rags around a dogs paws just before intercourse to prevent un-necessary scratching to your back.
Pete: Has anyone seen my white socks?

Ian: Yes - Craig is upstairs dressing the dog with them
Pete: Dressing the dog? what do you mean?
Ian: Craig is using your socks to prevent claw marks on his back when he gets roughly mounted by Fido
Pete: Ahhhh - thats ok then - so you think he will tag me in for a go?
Ian: Sure - if you put a schmacko in your ass you may even get a good rimming - Dogs go wacko for schmacko's
by oFF THE rIchter VIKTOR November 20, 2011
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