Diego

A guy who takes all your money in a poker game with no remorse

" fuck I lost my ass at that table there was a very aggressive Diego"

by Casper2424 June 23, 2016

Pulling a Diego

When someone decides to ask out their ex and ultimately fails. Only works on those who were broken up with, not those who broke up with someone else.

"Remember when (insert moment from time together)? Those were good times. I kinda miss that."
"Are you asking me out? Stop pulling a Diego."

by *Asterisk* November 11, 2019

Diego

Awesome

Diego is awesome.

by You. R mo. M October 26, 2018

diegorgasm

a series of extraordinary - and highly addictive - orgasms only attained with a hard-to-find lover highly skilled in physically and mentally pleasuring petite women of viking and latin decent.
(Secondary effects of lethargic happiness have been observed. Long term physical or mental repercussions have not yet been tested)

my whole body started shivering uncontrollably, he gave me such a diegorgasm!

casi me desmayo, fue diegorgasmico!

by lacharrua July 26, 2010

San Diego Shitstorm

Getting diarrhea and then shitting all over your partner's face. Eating several Volcano Tacos at Taco Bell can greatly enhance the experience.

My favorite sexual maneuver is the San Diego Shitstorm, although cleaning up afterwards can be quite time consuming.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

Diego

Super sweet, funny guy, knows how to treat women and all the girls fall for him, when you are together he treats you like a queen, but when you break up he’s not going to want to be friends ever again

Wow, that Diego is super hot
He is nice and cute, he must be a Diego

by 1234567890bichidk May 9, 2018

Pulling a San Diego

When you start a story and fail to finish it, leaving everyone in suspense.

Person: "I live in San Diego, and............."

Everyone Else: "......................"
Everyone Else: ".........i guess that's it."

later-

Person: "HEYHEY"
E.E: "Hiiiii"
................
E.E: "Looks like shes Pulling a San Diego again!"

by itsamonsterthing May 2, 2011