Dict Jokes

Immature penis jokes that puns off of words that start with “dict”.

Person 1: I bet that secretary is good at dick-tation.
Person 2: That porn star was actually a good actress. She had really good dick-tion.
Person 3: A friend of mine went downtown to hire a male prostitute. I guess he wanted an Urban Dick-tionary.
Person 4 (the mature one who has had enough): Will you all stop with the Dict Jokes?

by Jfman August 9, 2018

dicte

she a hoe

dicte is a hoe

by Laze A-T August 31, 2020

Urban Dicts

Editors of Urban Dictionary. These guys need to loosen up and publish more words. You would get more views and likes if you did. Love you!

I cant believe those Urban Dicts rejected my submissions. FML

by B Unit 187 January 29, 2015

dicte

Stronge, independent and beautifull. A good definition would be "pretty little psycho". She is spontaneous and a little strange.

Dicte did it again

by Alicia hoog November 21, 2016

dict

short form for dictionary.

A: i am reading a dict
B: what is a dict
A: it is a dictionary

by kionchan123 October 27, 2022