Dickwad 

The wad of smegma rolled off your penis into a ball.

Today I ate some of my own dickwad. Yumm!!

Dickwad by Kevin Ladd January 17, 2008

dickwad 

Robert McColley of ComputekMD. If haters keep taking this definition down I will just keep putting it back up so stop tryin' chumps!

BLEEP! BLEEP! (Nextel radio sound) HEY DICKWAD! WHERE ARE YA?

dickwad by Guess Whoooooo? March 1, 2005

Dickwad 

A wad of dick, usually a homosexual orgy.

Man he's in a dickwad.

Dickwad by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006

dickwad 

Wad of dick. Also known as "dickwaaaaaaaaad" when spoken.

Hey dickwaaaaaaaaad(dickwad), where's my blackberry?

dickwad by Richard Wadd June 11, 2006

Dickwad 

An individual whose dick becomes wadified. “Your dick is in a wad” is synonymous with “Your trousers are in a twist”. Could also be used insultingly to describe someone’s lack of masculinity, or the scrunched up appearance of one’s penis.

For example:

Sally: “Jerry’s such a dickwad.”

Jim: “Tell me about it. He’s shriveled.”

Dickwad by Tsunami Lu March 19, 2009

dickwad 

A large group or wad, of dicks

Guy 1: That gay orgy was a huge dickwad!
Guy 2: I know! I was there!

dickwad by silverware May 30, 2014

Dickwad 

Means a very retarded or spastic person

Jeremy is a dickwad

Dickwad by Chinese class is fun April 28, 2015