satanic dick storm

Upon satanic ritual, a storm in which the sky gets dark and flaming dicks pour from the clouds.

The toothless meth heads had third degree burns on their mouths from the satanic dick storm.

by 6Stranger6Danger6 May 2, 2016

dickstracted

To lose focus due to the presence of or while viewing images of a hot man.

At dinner, my friends yelled at me for being dickstracted by the hot waiter wearing tight pants.

by Carlbud September 1, 2013

dickstracted

When your friend can't get their mind off the dick. Like all they think of is getting dick.

Brittany: Sorry I flaked on you yesterday, I got dickstracted.

by BayAreaPrincess925 June 4, 2016

Dicksterity

Skilled at performing sex acts with the penis.

He had the dicksterity to hit my g-spot and get the job done.

by TXJAM June 30, 2017

dickstract

The act of being distracted by your partner's dick. Usually starts by a couple trying to be wholesome and then throwing it all out the window for dat dick

Guy: "babe you said that you wanted to just watch a movie and be wholesome"
Girl/guy: "Yeah, nevermind, she'll be right, you are dickstracting me"

by AAAAAAAHHHHHHH3825 September 13, 2019

Dickstract

When you accidentally get distracted from reaching your goals because of a sexy ass man's offerings

Today's goal.. Don't let a sexy ass motherfucker dickstract you from making moves.
To dickstract - distracting a woman from reaching her goals
Making it difficult for her to get laid
Ain't nobody got time for that

by Adminthefuckery October 13, 2019

Dickstracted

Is when you completely can’t think straight because you been getting the best dick . An thats all your thinking about

I been sleeping with this guy, an he is all i thinking about! He has me so dickstracted.

by Jrenee27 February 17, 2020