Skip to main content

Dickophobia

The state of being scared of dicks and sexual activity that involves a dick
That thot has dickophobia because her boyfriend is uncircumcised.
by Worm dance October 15, 2019
mugGet the Dickophobia mug.

Dickmonke

When a person is acting like a real dick but you wanna be polite about it
Caleb: Hey Tyler, wanna play a game?
Tyler: No cunt.
Caleb: Wow Tyler, You're acting like a real Dickmonke.
by Leb11 May 22, 2021
mugGet the Dickmonke mug.

dickmove

when a person, does something out his own volition to satisfy himself regardless of the consequence to him/herself or anyone else. an act of total dumbassery , that could've been avoided with a little bit of thought.
you open the door to your car then check yourself in the mirror and an oncoming car takes your door along for a ride, this... is a dickmove. it could've been avoided if youchecked yourself first then left the car... dumbass.
by Liu ver.20 April 14, 2008
mugGet the dickmove mug.

Dickmonger

A collector of dicks; derived from fishmonger.
Kyle likes so much penis, he became a dickmonger.
by SovietX November 22, 2009
mugGet the Dickmonger mug.

Dicktopia

Land of magical wang in which genitalia possesses the taste of wonderment.

This Land boarders the South of Clitopia and the East of Nippleodeon.

This country has experienced several decades of civil war with Balldemonsland to the North and Anusiville in the DEEP south, the cause of which is unknown.
In Dicktopia the unicorn tastes and experiences the delightment of the dolphin's man nectare exhilaration of the taste buds is experienced by all who witness this feat
by Arch Bishop of Dicktopia February 20, 2011
mugGet the Dicktopia mug.

dickmouth

used in "superbad"

noun. its an insult for your friend being and idiot or any one else
man 1: dude i lost your phone

man 2: DUDE!!

man 1: sorry...

man 2: fucking dickmouth
by smallpipi February 9, 2009
mugGet the dickmouth mug.

dickmotized

When a woman puts more value in what a man has to say or his opinion on an issue,than any woman.

Girlfriends,sisters and mothers included.
For years I told my girlfriend she needed to spend more time with her kids,but it didn't register until her newest man said the same thing.

Girl,he told me I need to spend more time with my kids.He's sure a good man isn't he?

Flatline__________

"You dickmotized Girlie,I've been telling you the same thing for years.
Guess if I want you to listen I'll grown a penis!
by RastaMermaid1 May 14, 2011
mugGet the dickmotized mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email