Dicklash

Accidentally clicking on a news report notification of a real-life tragedy shortly after busting a nut.

“Wow, I came for post-nut clarity but I left with dicklash. I just had to click on that Ukraine War article.”

by Kodmiinc July 7, 2022

Dicklayed

To be delayed thanks to sex.

Sorry I’m late to grandma’s funeral, I was dicklayed by my boyfriend.

by Snot11 April 15, 2023

Dickfished

When the dick you get is not the dick that was originally presented to you in previous photos.

Wow! John’s dick was so much smaller in person than the photos he sent me! I’m afraid I’ve been dickfished

by Radassh March 17, 2026