Dwight Schrute

One who is a fan of the Lord of the Rings.

"Jim: No thanks.
Dwight Schrute: Stupid. Identity theft happens all the time. I could become you (snaps fingers) like that. But no one can become me.
Jim: No one wants to be you, Dwight.
Dwight Schrute: Not true. And if they did, they couldn’t, because I’m password-protected.
Jim: What’s your password, “Frodo”?
Dwight Schrute: No. (Changes password.)
Jim: Did you just change it to “Gollum”?
Dwight Schrute: No. (Changes password again.)

by Dissagilator October 17, 2008

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highway delight

when the person riding in the passenger seat gives the driver what is commonly refered to as a bj

Man last night Tim gave me the highway delight! I thought I was in heaven!

by bigeddy500 June 19, 2006

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zookeepers delight

the act of being double penetrated by two different species of animals, preferably in a zoo

i went to the zoo yesterday with my dog to find a partner to have a zookeepers delight

by curious goerge's keeper February 21, 2011

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Bigfoots Delight

Very hairy sex.

Mike- About a month ago me and Jen didnt have enough money to buy razors to shave with. So the other night we really wanted to bang so we did a Bigfoots Delight.
Trip- Really? Sounds so pleasurable..

by Ced Ellis December 3, 2009

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British Delight

A herbal substance, which when smoked produces a high somewhat similar to that of marijuana. However unlike marijuana, it is legal, does not show up in drug tests and costs $5 per gram. While the origins of this substance are unknown it is rumoured that the British are taxing it a penny per pound...

Tipsy: Let me get some of that British Delight.
Passerby: Don't buy that shit! Don't you know it's taxed by the British?

by I.B.High September 24, 2011

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prenoon delight

Sexual Activity between the hours of 6:00 am and 11:59 am.

Tyrone: "Trevor, what are you smiling about?"
Trevor: "Just when I was opening the door to leave to work, my wife summoned me back into the kitchen...Got me some prenoon delight, kitchen style."
Tyrone: "You ain't got to lie to kick it."

by JDiddy2Pretty October 4, 2013

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