Destiny

The most beautiful, amazing, fun, sexy, hardworking and smart woman alive. She is or can be the greatest mother to any kids she’ll foster. If you meet a Destiny, or be with her, tell her everyday that she’s beautiful. Tell her everyday she’s the greatest and most important person alive. Tell her that no matter what she thinks about herself or whatever she’s been through, that she’s loved and never alone. Destiny is the greatest woman to ever be alive. She’s crazy, goofy, and irresistible and makes every mans’ heart explode with happiness. Be thankful if you find a Destiny. Make her your Destiny.

Evan: I met a Destiny and I think I’m head over heels for her.
Friend: Yeah okay man.

by ew_crablegs December 14, 2019

Destination Fucked

When your mums drunk on the roof downing beers and thinking she’s invincible; your son’s giving you the finger (also known as flipping the bird); and your pig is drunkenly rampaging around your dying garden.

Uhoh mums on the roof again, porkys become a cannibal and Daniels got his finger up his ass, their half way down to Destination Fucked.

by Chance_the_minted_rapper April 11, 2019

Pick of Destiny

noun
A green, skull-like guitar pick fasioned from one of Satans teeth. It granted the user supra-natural rock and roll abilities. Satan recently recovered this item, although he lost his right horn in the process. The horn was later shaped into a bong. The last owners of the PoD were Jack Black and Kyle Gass (Tenacious D).

I just bought Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny on DVD. It is fuckin' hilarious.

by picolo592 March 21, 2007

Deftones

A band that makes you feel good when you listen to it

and if you don't like it "shove it, shove it, shove it"

by *Arual* January 24, 2004

Destiny

A girl who has a fat ass and is a freak in the sheets. Don’t let that pretty face fool you, she’s good at getting what she wants. She has a way of convincing others without them knowing they are being sold. She craves love and attention, and the need to argue just to keep things interesting. She’s an animal lover, daytime napper, and loves sports.
Watch out for destiny, she will probably steal your clothing. She has a deep connection with her family that she doesn’t talk about. She has a hard time letting certain people into her life because she feels as if they can’t relate.
Destiny has only a couple real friends because she knows her worth.
(I love you DRM) ❤️

Holy fuck is that destiny?

Try not to fall in love with a girl named destiny..

by Countryboy7284 March 9, 2019

Desmond trufant

A beast Corner-back for the Atlanta Falcons and brother to Marcus Trufant. His Rookie stats Surpassed even Patrick Peterson and were similar to Richard Sherman Rookie Stats. he picked #21 so he can be Primetime 2.

he is Drew Brees least favorite player as of now

Drew Fleas: fuk! my 3rd interception of the day!

Colston: i told you dont target me! looks whos covering me...

Drew: oh of course... its...

Desmond Trufant: TRUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

by b17 February 1, 2014

Destination fucked

No EXACT definition; when it happens, you'll know it. Alternatively:
*Australian accent* There's a sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice fire and there's a fat pig. Okey dokey.

I'd say fire qualifies as a gateway to destination fucked.

by PHlegmaticul November 29, 2018