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Destination Fucked

When your mums drunk on the roof downing beers and thinking she’s invincible; your son’s giving you the finger (also known as flipping the bird); and your pig is drunkenly rampaging around your dying garden.
Uhoh mums on the roof again, porkys become a cannibal and Daniels got his finger up his ass, their half way down to Destination Fucked.
by Chance_the_minted_rapper April 11, 2019
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Pick of Destiny

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A green, skull-like guitar pick fasioned from one of Satans teeth. It granted the user supra-natural rock and roll abilities. Satan recently recovered this item, although he lost his right horn in the process. The horn was later shaped into a bong. The last owners of the PoD were Jack Black and Kyle Gass (Tenacious D).
I just bought Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny on DVD. It is fuckin' hilarious.
by picolo592 March 21, 2007
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Destiny

A girl who has a fat ass and is a freak in the sheets. Don’t let that pretty face fool you, she’s good at getting what she wants. She has a way of convincing others without them knowing they are being sold. She craves love and attention, and the need to argue just to keep things interesting. She’s an animal lover, daytime napper, and loves sports.
Watch out for destiny, she will probably steal your clothing. She has a deep connection with her family that she doesn’t talk about. She has a hard time letting certain people into her life because she feels as if they can’t relate.
Destiny has only a couple real friends because she knows her worth.
(I love you DRM) ❤️
Holy fuck is that destiny?

Try not to fall in love with a girl named destiny..
by Countryboy7284 March 9, 2019
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Destination fucked

No EXACT definition; when it happens, you'll know it. Alternatively:
*Australian accent* There's a sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice fire and there's a fat pig. Okey dokey.
I'd say fire qualifies as a gateway to destination fucked.
by PHlegmaticul November 29, 2018
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Destiny 2

The sequel to Bungie’s looter-shooter Destiny, which Bungie went on to create after leaving Halo. It is currently free-to-play, but with a majority of content locked behind DLC packs. It was released at full price in 2017, with expansions releasing throughout its lifespan. Several destinations and activities have been added and removed since launch, to the irritation of some players.
Gamer A: “You tried Destiny 2 yet? It can be a little grindy, but the gunplay is some of the best I’ve ever seen!”

Gamer B: “If you play that game you have no life.”

Gamer A: “If that’s the case, it won’t affect you, so try it!”
by Jonathan C. Fruitloop III June 24, 2022
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Destiny

A destiny is the best thing that'll ever come into your life. A Destiny is described as beautiful, couragous, brave, nice, sweet, loving, caring, and funny. Never judgemental. They hide emotions with sarcasim. They often tend to have a hard life so when you meet one, treat them like a princess... They love it. Another one of the traits that a Destiny will have is that they will have the most biggest brown eyes you will ever witness in your life. They tend to have a very sweet voice too. Don't judge one by the looks. Great style most will have, but they do not act like they are better than everyone else. Matter of fact, they give everyone the benifit of the doubt. If you ever get close to a Destiny, make the relationship between you two mysterious. They'll say they hate it, but deep down they absolutely love it. If you ever meet one keep one. It'll be worthe it by a long shot...
Destiny's are perfection
by LetsPlayTag&VideoGames March 28, 2014
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Destinie

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is talented at almost everything, even if she won't admit it. When she us given a compliment Destinie will usually change the subject. Destinie is very funny, and can lift almost anyone's mood, at any time. Destinie is usually athletic, nerdy, and a but of wildflower. Destinie might be found staring into space sometimes but she probably has hundreds of things going through her mind at once. Destine is one with little to no self confidence and needs to be reminded daily for hopefully it will boost her self confidence. Any boy would be lucky to have this golden girl in despise even if she was only in their dreams.
Do you know Katie off the basketball team? She's such a Destinie.
by The_Master_Brain March 11, 2015
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