1. Dick-Eating
Syndrome, medically known as “DES,” is a known condition where one gives another a major knob polishing verbally . “DES” is indicated when you embellish another person, usually a man to man scenario.
People struck with “DES” are also referred to as “Peter-Eaters” or “
Knob-Slobbers.”
1. “
Wow man that’s a sick
car.”
“Shut your ass up boy you got ‘DES’”
2. “Jon your dick is so massive, please bend me over.”
Jon: “Have you had lunch yet?”
“No, why?”
Jon: “Idk man you are really munching on my pork-sword, I think you have a bad
case of ‘DES.’”