Derivative

The scientific application of measuring anal play enjoyment of a male subject by holding their flaccid member from behind while simultaneously applying pressure between their cheeks. The weight and growth measured during direct contact via the holder to the hole from behind is what is calculated using this method.

“I found out recently at my derivative appointment that a tongue punch to my fart box is 6x just a finger insertion!”

by DoctorDerivative August 18, 2025

Derivative content

The quality of the derivative content speaks for itself.

Hym "I don't have access to a list of the derivative content but it is ALWAYS critically acclaimed BEFORE I EVEN REALISE THE SHOW AND/OR CHARACTER IS DERIVED FROM MY CONTENT. I SAID I WAS AN OMEGA MALE AND THE WORLD SAID I AM THE SIGMA MALE. There is ALWAYS a point at which a character or show is revealed to be derivative of my content. It's always after everyone loves the content and the sucess of the show or the popularity of the character is ALWAYS precedes my shout out to the show or character. So no. Try again."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023