depocatory

Depocatory is a term used to describe someone who continually engages in acts of asshattery, or someone who routinely demonstrates a lack of common sense or good judgement. One who is depocatory usually struggles to comprehend the basics of everyday life and has few or no friends. Should someone you care about begin to act in a depocalarious manner, a direct intervention (pronounced: smack) is crucial immediately.

*SMACK*
"What was that for!?"
"You might know, if you weren't so goddamned depocatory!"

by maki March 4, 2005

deporque

(adj.) dee•pork

1. the act of feeling depressed and stimulated; inshort you're basically sad and horny

2. it implies burnout with the sensation of wanting to mate after a stressful day at work

"Working in customer service makes me deporque at a daily basis." -literally everyone

" Working at a hospital doesn't help when I'm feeling deporque! I need a vacation." -nurse

GF:"Babe, why are you fondling my boobs and crying?"

BF:"I didn't know that I was reading ntr until it was too late. Now I'm all deporque!"

by poipul March 3, 2022

Husky Deposit

A stool that is both large and bulky, yet still manages to settle to the bottom of the bowl without floating.

Mark smiled in satisfaction as he watched his Husky Deposit sink to the bottom of the bowl like a harpooned whale.

by Dex Abbott January 22, 2009

butt deposit

when you blast a load in some skanks ass

kim kardashian aka butt deposit bank

by eat a dick bitches December 3, 2010

Erect Deposit

The stiffening that occurs following an electronic transferring of funds into one's bank acccount.

I am not your hat rack, I simply had an erect deposit.

by holybrittle December 25, 2011

Chocolate Deposit

Pooping, or the act of depositing your pocket chocolate in the toilet.

"I'll be right back, I just gotta go make a quick chocolate deposit in the upstairs restroom."

by WORLDSTARRR October 5, 2013

Sperm depository

A vagina that takes anybody and everybody's cum.

She's just a sperm depository that girl is.

by Ingbeh July 12, 2016