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Deaconing

The art of impersonating Joey Deacon, popular in British playgrounds in the early 1980s following the 1981 Blue Peter appeal. Includes sticking the tongue under the lower lip, thrusting it forward, contorting the arms, and grunting Mmrumm nrgugh urhmmh mrulhh ugh and so on. Often used to exaggerate the effect of insulting someone by calling them a Joey or alternatively Deacon.
Mmrumm nrgugh urhmmh mrulhh ugh
by Hannah July 11, 2004
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Damacon

Pretty much amazing, comes with it's own theme song. Is often locked out of instances, causing the entire group to complain.

Controls the power of the ring.
Damacon, fuck ya! Coming again to save the mother fucking day ya.
by xShowoffx August 6, 2009
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Deacon's Disease

The condition in which the collar in the back of your neck is raised enough to show your neck tie. Usually, the sufferer is oblivious to this predicament and is a deacon in the LDS church. Can be cured be simply lowering the collar and covering up the neck tie.
"Hey, Joey's got Deacon's Disease! Let's fix him up!"
by Justin Ellsworth August 29, 2007
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deacon

An erect human penis, any size shape or color.
Bob~ "Hey girl, have you met the Deacon?"
Sue~ "Deacon... Who's the Deacon?"
Bob~ "The Deacon yo mouth biatch!"
Sue~ "Nope."
by Briskey July 31, 2006
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deacon

a kind 5 foot guy who looks like chucky but is a good friend who defends you
deacon is a good friend who sucks my little tiny hamburger
by Vali Lucifer October 25, 2017
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Deacon

Ffs you idiots! Obviously no one here knows the correct defention of deacon, so I will enlighted you to the REAL meaning of the term.

First of all, a deacon is NOT a penis, nor is it a "low" ranking in the Roman Catholic Church.

In Catholicism, a Deacon is a lower form of a priest, a helper basically ( the Greek word Deacon means assistant.) Deacons do not have the authority to forgive sins or consecrate Holy Communion, though they may witness marriages and baptise.In conclusion, Deacons usually help the Priest and read scripture in the Mass.

Lastly, it is not a "low" rank in the Church, as training to become a Deacon takes over 4 years. Deacons can be seen as a higher rank than the standard Lay Person, or possibly even religious Brothers and Sisters.
Heirarchy of the Church:

1. Pope
2. College of Cardinals
3. Bishop
4. Priest
5. Deacon(my dad)/Religious Orders
6.everyone else
by TACTICALSQUAD August 25, 2008
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Deacon

Wil suck a poop noodle out the tip of you're dick for a big mac
Damn deacon sucked the hell out that poop noodle
by xWOLFMANNx January 23, 2017
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