An alternative metal band which a disproportionate amount of men listen to for the musical technique and a disproportionate amount of women listen to because it makes them horny. But in the end, Deftones makes everyone jizz in their pants.
by WoolliestWarrior February 16, 2025
by UltimateDoge September 08, 2023
by shaevingcreme July 14, 2024
Horny Guitar Band.
Once you listen to them, you are doomed, there's no going back and it'll never be enough.
You are hot if you listen to Deftones. There is no other option.
It doesn't work to listen to them anymore, I need them to actually swallow me whole. I need to physically be consumed by Deftones
Once you listen to them, you are doomed, there's no going back and it'll never be enough.
You are hot if you listen to Deftones. There is no other option.
It doesn't work to listen to them anymore, I need them to actually swallow me whole. I need to physically be consumed by Deftones
Do you listen to Deftones?
Yes I would love to makeout to their entire discography, thank you for asking.
Yes I would love to makeout to their entire discography, thank you for asking.
by listen to Deftones and weezer- November 22, 2023
When it's close to the end of the year and you desire forgiveness and atonement, but you remember you aren't religious so god can't hear you.
As the end of the year gets closer I think of all the ways I've trespassed against my fellow man and I am overcome by a sense of deftonement.
by Creativity's Midwife January 06, 2025