Dragged You Out Of The Closet

(Adj.)
-To Out someone because of something that you did or said.

John - "Look Bill...I know you tell everyone you're straight...but I know better..."
*John inches his fingers up Bill's theighs to his crotch.

Bill- "It's true John...I'm gayer than gay!!!!"

John - "OH MY GOD. I JUST Dragged you out of the closet, DIDN'T I?"

by TheOriginalKenBarbz July 25, 2012

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Deranged Boner Trance

When a man awakens in an altered state of consciousness due to sexual arousal at any point during the night. While in this frame of mind, his thoughts and actions may exist outside of of his conscious control and include sexting, sleep sex, viewing of pornography, masturbation, or even the purchase of sex toys. He may wake up in the middle of this, or “sleep” through it entirely, and then awaken to the aftermath of whatever his boner led him to do. Similar to sexsomnia, which is a form of parasomnia in which someone will initiate sex while asleep. He may be just awake enough to be conscious but the influence of the raw testosterone coursing through his veins clouds his judgment and leads him by the hand. It is most likely to occur when your sexual urges are not being adequately satisfied, however some men experience this regardless.

“Rodney is a perfect gentleman by day but the moment he falls asleep, he enters a deranged boner trance and cannot rest until his raging erection is satisfied.”

by Thinkforyourselfresistbigtech February 3, 2021

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