defecal

A defecal is a plumbing fixture used for collecting & then disposing of defecation (poop). It is a portmanteau of the words, "defecate" and, "urinal".

The defecal is a bit like a urinal -- only the defecal is used solely for taking a plop. If you piss into a defecal, it will require maintanence -- much as a urinal would if you drop a deuce into it.

Hey James, this defecal is fucked up; some true-blue total asshaberdasher must have pissed into it! Any idea where another one is cause I really have to leave a shit!

by Telephony November 22, 2016

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defaculate

The act of defacating and ejaculating at the same time

Dude, I totally defaculated over Julie last night
I defaculate in my sleep

by Theonerealcaptaincrunch October 4, 2013

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self-deficacy

The belief you have in yourself to be able to make it home to use the bathroom and not shit yourself or use a public bathroom, even though you have explosive diarrhea.

Uh, dude, you don't look so good. Why don't I pull into this McDonald's and you can use their bathroom?

No way, man. I've got a lot of self-deficacy. Drive me home. I ain't gonna shit in your car. Trust me.

by UUUUUU December 18, 2010

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Defamation Juice

Get 1 40 oz bottle of your choice, drink some, and refill it with 2 shots of Popov vodka back in it. Created by the Defamation League.

"We get the night to pop off,
grab a forty n twist the top off,
take a couple sips then refil it with Popov.
Call it Defamation Juice"
-Shake It, Defamation League

by $pencer August 29, 2006

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