person nr. 1: hey, let's be friends!
person nr. 2: okay, what's your favorite band?
person nr. 1: i'm a death grips fan!!! 1!1!
person nr. 2: *slowly backs away and leaves*
person nr. 2: okay, what's your favorite band?
person nr. 1: i'm a death grips fan!!! 1!1!
person nr. 2: *slowly backs away and leaves*
by john overscore December 31, 2023

The term "German Death Grip" could be defined as follows:
German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
Man 1: "My wife gave me the German Death Grip, her pussy wouldn't let go!"
Man 2: "Jesus Christ, man. Your dick must be sore!"
German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
Man 2: "Jesus Christ, man. Your dick must be sore!"
German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
by vetchinarusskiy July 28, 2024

person nr. 1: let's be friends!
person nr. 2: ok, what's your favourite band?
person nr. 1: i'm a death grips fan!!!! 1!1!!
person nr. 2: *slowly backs away and leaves*
person nr. 2: ok, what's your favourite band?
person nr. 1: i'm a death grips fan!!!! 1!1!!
person nr. 2: *slowly backs away and leaves*
by john overscore December 31, 2023

Whenever you put your thumb in your lady friend's asshole and your finger in her vagina, and proceed to pinch as hard as possible
by adnutor June 9, 2023

Josh: NEVERMIND THE WAY IT SOUNDS, EVERYTIME WE MAKE IT BAIL, STRAIGHT INTO THE WOOP WOOP GROUNDDDD
Claire: What's he doing?
Jim: He's Death Gripping. Easily the worst I've seen from him, I better call the psychologist...
Claire: What's he doing?
Jim: He's Death Gripping. Easily the worst I've seen from him, I better call the psychologist...
by CarkyAmster September 29, 2023

by Iron Man Dies in Endgame May 6, 2019
