Where you only hear a person by some auditory means but can’t see them in person and you can’t identify their gender by how they sound. Could be because you weren’t paying attention or because the sound of the persons voice was especially feminine but his name was John. Could also be intentional so as to not offend someone by assuming they are a certain gender just by the sound of their voice.
Posted by Gary Hoffman , credited to Larry Argo for creation of term.
Posted by Gary Hoffman , credited to Larry Argo for creation of term.
Larry: Hangs up phone.
Jim: “Who was that?”
Larry: “It was a salesperson.”
Jim: “Was it a man or woman?”
Larry: “ I don’t know, I’m gender deaf.”
Jim: “Who was that?”
Larry: “It was a salesperson.”
Jim: “Was it a man or woman?”
Larry: “ I don’t know, I’m gender deaf.”
by thehoff35 May 11, 2019
Tony: That steak sauce smells like motor oil.
Tom: Really? I can't smell it...come to think of it I can't smell anything right now...I think I just went smell deaf.
Tom: Really? I can't smell it...come to think of it I can't smell anything right now...I think I just went smell deaf.
by xthekrakenx June 22, 2011
by Lem Lemerson December 12, 2006
the act of ejaculating in the ear of your significant other in an excess amount such that they can no longer hear properly, thus taking the traits of the infamous deaf larry
guy 1: "yo. how come your girl didn't recognize my voice when I just called your house up?"
guy 2: "oh. yeah that's my bad I just gave her a deaf larry and now she can't hear for shit"
guy 2: "oh. yeah that's my bad I just gave her a deaf larry and now she can't hear for shit"
by toby's_cup April 08, 2009
a woman that is older than an elderly cougar but still has the looks and can still flaunt herself off
"That lady was so old? but you still hit that? She was a deaf lepard!"
"She wasnt so much a deaf leopard when i got her close off"
"She wasnt so much a deaf leopard when i got her close off"
by 4 Points October 30, 2009
What is that smell? Is something burning?
I don't smell anything. But then, I'm pretty much nose-deaf.
I don't smell anything. But then, I'm pretty much nose-deaf.
by keelacp December 30, 2008
Melissa tried to hide the fact that she was accent deaf, but when Lee asked her "How are you doing?" and she replied "Yes!", her secret was out.
by jtrump April 15, 2011