Girl: How do you stay so fit?
Guy: I work out about 10 minutes a day but my real secret to having this great bod is from a strict diet called the Daytona diet.
Girl: What’s a Daytona diet?
Guy: Publix subs and cocaine.
Girl: Wow that’s hot.
Guy: I work out about 10 minutes a day but my real secret to having this great bod is from a strict diet called the Daytona diet.
Girl: What’s a Daytona diet?
Guy: Publix subs and cocaine.
Girl: Wow that’s hot.
by Major Jackson Butts August 20, 2018
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(Juuling in the bathroom)
Timmy: you should definitely not wipe your ass if your hanging with Sandy tonight.
Dante: you're right, maybe she’ll give me a little brown nose and a Daytona Dingleberry
Timmy: you should definitely not wipe your ass if your hanging with Sandy tonight.
Dante: you're right, maybe she’ll give me a little brown nose and a Daytona Dingleberry
by DanteCaash March 26, 2019
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A real loyal guy. He loves sports but more importantly when he sees the girl he wants he’ll do anything to have her. When he gets her she gets treated like a queen. Now just be carful because he can get really jealous because he loves his girl so much. So make sure you spend the majority of your time with him, and not so much your dude friends anymore. But it’s ok if you still hangout with them because he’s very understanding, he will never question your loyalty and he will take your side even if the world feels like it’s against you. He values honesty and communication. he’s not afraid to get in trouble for you he’s not afraid to have a good time too. Daycen is the type of guy once you meet him you’ll never want to let him go. Daycen will never seize to make you smile to make you laugh and to make you fall in love over and over for him! Daycen loves sports and loves baseball, so word of advice ladies watch a couple of games with him. You don’t want him to ever slip away.
by Victoria Daycen Dace Dayce January 15, 2020
Get the Daycen mug.When a chick takes a hit of meth off the pipe, sticks your dick in her mouth, and while suckin' the dick she blows the meth smoke out her nose. Henceforth.....The "Dayton Dragon"
"Dude!....I can't believe your sister gave me a Dayton Dragon behind a dumpster in the Oregon district Friday night!"
by anonymous March 31, 2023
Get the Dayton Dragon mug.He is the strongest presence in the room. His middle name might be something like Michael. He never played anyone's game. His character as well as his fashion is impeccible and although his desire may be elsewhere, every girl in the room is certain that she will be the one to conquer him.
by anothersomeone February 3, 2010
Get the Daylon mug.A town composed of 64,000 people on the northeastern coast of Florida.
If you come here, expect to find: high crime rates, white trashy people on motorcycles, and prostitutes on every corner. Not to mention the fact that there's nothing to do at all. Don't forget to check out some of the lamest clubs in the state. If you think Spring Break when you think of Daytona, you're wrong. That was in the 90's. Now it's Miami, Cancun, Bahamas, etc. Oh and don't be here during Biketober Fest, Bike Week, or the Daytona 500.. unless you like to be around thousands of hicks that can barely speak the English language.
All of that aside, the weather is pretty sweet, and the waves are nice. But there's not much else to say about shitty ol' Daytona.
If you come here, expect to find: high crime rates, white trashy people on motorcycles, and prostitutes on every corner. Not to mention the fact that there's nothing to do at all. Don't forget to check out some of the lamest clubs in the state. If you think Spring Break when you think of Daytona, you're wrong. That was in the 90's. Now it's Miami, Cancun, Bahamas, etc. Oh and don't be here during Biketober Fest, Bike Week, or the Daytona 500.. unless you like to be around thousands of hicks that can barely speak the English language.
All of that aside, the weather is pretty sweet, and the waves are nice. But there's not much else to say about shitty ol' Daytona.
by Jack Graves 5285 November 8, 2009
Get the Daytona Beach mug.The best fucking school in the nation. Ground floor of Marycrest is the best. Everyone who doesn't to Dayton is jealous of the people that do. The Ghetoo and the Darkside are amazing and weekends start on Thursday. We pregame harder than you party! It's the 7th happiest campus in the nation, be jealous! UD is the best!
by UDlover October 23, 2008
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