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Danger Ranger

A majestic, yet conservative, fun sized pickup truck. Although its size may not appear to have power, a Danger Ranger's performance outputs more speed and precision driving than any sports car on the market. A Danger Ranger's capabilities makes any driver believe any vehicle deemed passable, even the heftiest fuel tanker.
Man 1: Hey there ladies, want a ride?
Woman 1: Nice truck what kind is that?
Man 1: A fast one.
Woman 2: Good gracious, this fine gentleman is one dangerous fellow.
Man 1: All aboard the Danger Ranger!
by 0M3R K4RD4N4L May 27, 2016
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danger piss

A danger piss is the art of taking a piss, not only in public, but at a high risk of being caught. The riskier it is, the more bad-ass it is.
dude 1: i was out with my gf last night...and i had to piss...
dude 2: you didn't take a danger piss did you?
dude 1: yah.... so when we were in front of her parents house, she had to get something out of the car, so i pulled down my pants and let loose on the family dog
dude 2: you get caught?
dude 1: nope
dude 2: epick!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by greymaster3 December 4, 2011
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'Danger Press Ups'

Danger Press Ups was first formed in the early months of 2010 during a drinking session at Birmingham University. It is possibly the worst punishment besides capital punishment.

First of all, for this to happen, an event so deserving of punishment must have happened that will make grown men cry.

Secondly, the venue must be agreed on.

Thirdly, the number of press ups must be agreed. (no higher than 20)

Fourthly, the defendant must take off all their items of clothing (hats and scarves are allowed to be on)

Fifthly, the defendand must ring the doorbell of the venue.

Sixthly, the defendant must complete the press ups, even if the occupants of the vene answer the door.

Seventhly, all of you run away so fast.

..Because exercise just isn't the same with your clothes on.
Please search 'Danger Press Ups' on Facebook for videos of loyal followers taking on the task.
by tickle66 April 21, 2010
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Danger Check

The act of loading a firearm and chambering the first round.

The polar opposite of "safety checking" a firearm, dropping the magazine and clearing the chamber.
Loading your rifle during a Youtube video in direct contravention of the basics of firearms training and handling; in effect, danger checking.
by PatriotJK1776 April 25, 2014
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danger squad

The MOST badass group of young hooligans to inhabit Wisconsin. Often seen bombing their famed "DangerSquad Hill" or swimming in Max's freezing-ass pool, or MAYBE ever going to school.
Hot Babe 1: Did you see that sexy Joey S. guy bomb the kill. He's so hot!

Hot Babe 2: I personally think that Michael C. guy is more dangerous and sexy, but all of Danger Squad are pretty damn hot.

Everyone: Still better than Chris C.
by notTheDANGERSQUAD May 25, 2014
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danger in the meadow

danger in the meadow is when you get a mad boner! when someone says "danger in the meadow" it is the responsibility of all males around to distract the female that is giving the male danger in the meadow so that the affected male is enabled to adjust himself
like when your cuddling or kissing or something and get a boner.
by k-face December 19, 2003
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Danger to Manifold

In the movie Fast and the Furious, Brian (Paul Walker) races a FWD Eclipse rice car in a quarter mile drag, and in his haste to beat Dominic (Vin Diesel), used too much NOS and the laptop computer managing his engine told him an there was an imminent danger to his manifold. The metal floorboard for the passenger seat comes lose and flies off his car, somehow linking his manifold and his floorboard as being an integral part of his street racing machine.

Computer: Stage 1 Complete
Paul: <presses Stage 1 NOS button>
Computer: (beeping) Danger to Manifold!
Paul: "Shut up!" <slams shut laptop lid and presses Stage 2 NOS button>

This phrase can be used to describe anything that is bad and you want to reference the movie to make the situation funny.
Person 1: Hey dude, look how ugly that chick is!

Person 2: OMG DANGER TO MANIFOLD!
by RRCsteve December 6, 2007
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