[Dallas Cowboys]

A once great NFL team that hasn't been able to produce anything in the last twelve years due to their owner Jerry Jones being highly inconsistent. Buying players and coaches on popularity than skill or potential. Just anything that Jerry Jones can put his name on, the reason the team now just a group of people running around instead of being a TEAM. It's fanbase that mainly consists of those who hopped on the bandwagon during their winning years. Who currently still live back in the mid-90's, back when the team saw it's last playoff and superbowl.

Guy: No playoffs again? Dallas Cowboys suck
Typical Fan: At least we have five superbowls
Guy: That was twelve years ago
Fan: We still have five rings
Guy: All the players with those rings have since retired
Fan: FIVE SUPERBOWLS
Guy: Ugh...you're an idiot *walks off*
Fan. AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM

by Sprax January 15, 2009

dallas cowboys football

Anime

"Sup guys! Just watched some Dallas Cowboys Football, loved the new episode this week."

by peepeepoopooeater February 9, 2021

Dallas cowboy fan

A big gay cunt who likes molesting children and likes to lie about it and rapes people

Man i hate that Dallas cowboy fan next door hes a big gay cunt who likes molesting children and likes to lie about it and rapes people

by add dangrousman3570 on fortnit November 14, 2018

Dallas cowboy

Basically just like the movie. But I’m this case it’s the Alexandria Indiana boys that get aids but through beastiality with horses

Jay is a Dallas Cowboy

by Linenfresh February 10, 2022

Dallas cowboy

When you let a girl suck on your Dak and you Zeke on her face.

After the big game Sunday I gave my girl a Dallas cowboy!

by Jackchan0823 April 23, 2021

dallascowboyrry

The most beautiful, amazing, talented, sweetest girl ever. She’s gonna be America’s sweetheart one day. She’s gonna be in movies and sell out stadium tours. Her tiktoks are phenomenal.

I love dallascowboyrry so much! She loves Loki, Harry, One Direction, and the Mcu. She also loves singing and acting. Dallascowboyrry is body positive.

by dapimpisere April 17, 2022