Demarkus Daffodil Deshillobopingus the 3rd

the most legendary name a person could ever bear.....

Guy 1: Yo did you see that guy?
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: The guy with the really long and cool name
Guy 2: Oh you mean Demarkus Daffodil Deshillobopingus the 3rd? Yeah hes a giga chad

by TheEggdog123 October 21, 2021

daffodil puncher

a person (male or female... mostly male) who can not properly satisfy a woman via the great art of fingering. If you are called this you probably poke the vagina harshly rather than gently massaging it as it should be.

"Shame on you daffodil puncher!" SHAME

by Thomas Jay September 16, 2005

Daffa

A guy who usually has the biggest dong of the friend group, he also has the best smelling cologne.

"I had a great time with a Daffa last night, his cock was massive"

by utopeeuh March 18, 2021

dgaffinated

adj: the type of coffee that rebels drink; generally anything left around the coffee shop, they don't give a fuck

All was calm at Starbucks, business as usually, until Scar walked in. The servers scrambled to make his usual order: dgaffinated coffee.

by xcrunnersaresexyasfuck July 6, 2010

Daffah

something weird, abnormal, out of the ordinary.

"Wow! Your handwriting is very daffah!"

by Her February 23, 2004

daafiq

A person who does not believe in science and is deeply religious. Not popular amongst girls. (Very popular amongst other genders)

Girl 1: I dated daafiq
Girl 2: runs away

by Zaphod42 July 30, 2021

yaffle daffle

A word of exclamation to be employed when one is socially obliged to say something but isn't sure if he or she should respond positively, negatively or neutrally. When one wants to show something is notable but lacks infomation on what attitude to form about it.

Husband: How was your day, honey?
Wife: It was pretty average.
Husband: Yaffle daffle.

by Honourmemberofyd May 11, 2009