dumbstick

Slang for penis. Refers to a male's tendency to think with his cock (that is, sacrifice money, relationships, material goods, reputation, social status, health, and pretty much everything else of value just to get laid).

Well, what do you expect? I do have a dumbstick.

by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 1, 2004

wrinkled drum stick

The penis of a man 60 or older.

She said she wanted on his wrinkled drumstick.
He has a wrinkled drum stick.

by JMac412 March 3, 2011

dumpstick

An insult directed at a human. Often associated with road rage when a motorist or pedestrian is slowing the progress of another vehicle.

55 year old short man travelling 100km/h on a road with a posted speed limit of 50km/h "Come on dumpstick, get out of my way you fucking cock sucking piece of shit."

by TommyWright May 28, 2010

Drumsticked

When you sit down on the toliet after someone has "front porched" and your nuts touch the pile of fecal matter.

Bro.... wtf? I just used your bathroom and got drumsticked! Who Front Porched that????

by Gmillsman May 20, 2017

Drumsticky

While getting a BJ and just as it time to blow yell 'LOOK!' and point at something. As she turns her head, grab it and jizz deep into her ear.

Good luck with those Q-tips and that sticky eardrum bitchhhhhh.

How's the drumsticky used? Straight degradation, that's how

by FarkMeRunning October 12, 2017

dumbstick

penis

used on the TV shoa "Ally McBeal"

by Al Jezera January 26, 2003

Drumstinks

One who uses drumsticks to play air drums when they are actually very bad at playing the drums.

Jim:What is Joe doing with those drumsticks?
Bob:I don't know he is acting like a drumstinks.

by Zeake96 June 18, 2011