Doritos Alabama Volcano

The act in which a girl consumes a bag of Cool Ranch flavored Doritos and performs an Alabama Volcano on a guy.

"Man, Jenna gave me the best Doritos Alabama Volcano ever last night."

by VolcanicEruption July 29, 2012

Doritos nazi

A man who sits alone in a bar, silently planning how he will rule the world by giving out free doritos. All who defy him shall parish at the end of his godly doritos gun. Seems like a good way to go but instead leaves you wanting more. Your last few moments on this earth are filled with your craving for more of that intoxicating, addicting Doritos taste. You stop caring about everything. You stop caring about the type of doritos. All you know is doritos. Doritos are everything. This is how all will fair if you oppose the man in the bar who sits alone planning. Always planning.

That guy over there gave my children Doritos so they now see him as a god. I know the truth. I know a doritos nazi when I see one

by Crisschan. Religious Asian January 18, 2015

Doritos Face

When someone overuse spray tanning or normal tanning and have their face completely orange as a doritos, you can call her a doritos

*Douchebag and douchegirl pass by*

- Hey look at those doritos face
- They must taste like nachos
- Hahaha

by blumpkin666 February 26, 2011

Doritos Carnitas

Combining the classic American tortilla chip and jerkyed meat to make one delicious and complete meal.

Want to come over to my dorm tonight? We're having Doritos Carnitas.

by eggmeat June 11, 2006

Doritos sandwich

Girl with stinky feet rubs your penis.

A woman gave me a doritos sandwich last night.

by Man of stool June 13, 2019

Doritos 3D

A triangular chip produced by Duritos for a limited time. The chip had pocket of air in the center and a trademark smell. This smell overcomes you when the bag is opened, it can only be described as smelling like vomit and wet dog. Contrary to the smell, the chips actually tasted quite good.

"Damn nigga, who threw up? It smells like someone ate a bag of cat shit"

"Just the Doritos 3D's"

by fudgejammer August 23, 2011

Doritos jizz

when a male is heaving sex with someone then cums on some Doritos to make a tasty snack for the women

i like Doritos jizz.it was tasty!!!!!

by Yuhms August 1, 2011