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donkey optimist

That unflagging and dedicated optimist who always imagines that the shit pile contains a happy little donkey.
She is undoubtedly the most pronounced donkey optimist I have ever come across.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019
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Donkey Kong that hoe

When a Bitch is acting up so you hit here on the top of the head using your fist like a hammer. this technique is used to avoid domestic violence charges as you cant see a bruise on the top of your head.
Sean: Wheres ashley at?
Jarvis: That bitch put her hands on me so i had to donkey kong that hoe.
by Fave000 August 25, 2010
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Donkeh

when you say donkey in the most Scottish ascent you have. or you are doing a impression of Shrek which is more likely
Dude1: say Donkeh

Dude2: ok DOOOOOOONKEHHHHH!!!!!!!
by a very concerned individual September 19, 2019
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slaunch donkey

Biggest bass you'll ever done see.
Wow, I was at the lake and I caught this slaunch donkey
by The slaunch April 7, 2017
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donkey sun

Definition: The bright shining sun on a cloudless, freezing sub-zero winter day.

This is an old Persian proverb that doesn't translate well into English. Essentially, in winter, just because it's bright and sunny out don't assume, it's warm. If you don't dress appropriately, you might feel like or look like an ass. Donkey Sun!
I looked outside, the Sun was shining and not a cloud in the sky so I just wore my hoodie and jeans to the football game. I froze my dick off all day long. Man I feel like an ass hole for not dressing properly. The Donkey Sun got me .
by Well Dunne April 27, 2020
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Mexican spit donkey

The act of removing one's throbbing cock from the asshole of their significant other immediately after donkey punching them and proceeding to hack a fat loogy into their gaped asshole.
Richard and I got home after a long performed at Mexican spit donkey all night long.
by There German Cat April 28, 2015
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tar donkey

the child had between a mexican and black person
did you see the beautiful tar donkey Carlos and Tanaysha had?
by road walker May 6, 2022
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