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Divagent

The way a woman argues a point, she begins diverging from the original argument, deflecting from the point, and generally letting her vagina control the stupidity spewing from her mouth.
Man: When you drove my car, did you drive it into a yellow pole?
Woman: Why are you blaming me for that? it's your car.
Man: You were the last one driving it.
Woman: Well you have a small dick and you can't even screw.
Man: Stop being so divagent and stick to the goddamn point.
by King Skullie November 25, 2016
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Detergent Launcher

A rpg style weapon that poisons people’s mind with dank memes and dirty jokes.
Nathan used the detergent launcher on me so it is to late
by Fireguy47 June 24, 2018
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Detergent powder

used for washing clothes. However more commonly known as white powder or cocaine. Buy it from your local drug dealer now popularly sold in detergent bottles! Buy now!
Drug Dealer: Hey dude, get some Tide?
Cheapskate Drug addict: Er…. no thanks. Im not the regular, but if those Detergent powder are free samples, feel free to let me know!
by King D with double R May 19, 2020
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diverge

to move, lie, or extend in different directions from a common point;
president and his legislative troops may diverge
by delight raj July 28, 2015
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divergin

One who identifies as a virgin, yet has strayed from the path of true, all-encompassing virginity.
"So Steve, do you consider yourself to be a virgin?"
"Yes."
"But didn't I hear that you engaged in oral sex with your intimate partner?"
"Yes, I guess I am a divergin then."
by Matt Winer February 25, 2006
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divergents

People who don’t comfortably fit in the typical part of a group.
Well, they’re not exactly… erm… uh… a typical member of that group. They’re one of thos divergents in that group.
by Davidch999 January 4, 2022
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Divergence Point

The major event in history, one makes one decision and gets the world we live in, the other, opposite choice creates a new timeline of events,

this is one of the major reasonings behind the multiverse theory
example of a Divergence Point
1956, our universe: we feared the atom,
1956, the Fallout universe: Nuclear power was embraced, instead of researching weapons, they researched its capabilities as a near limitless power source, when the Oil Wells dried up and America ran dry, manufacturers exchanged petroleum for uranium as a fuel source

Wolfenstein: WWII occurred between 1936-1948 when the Axis Powers defeated the Allies by detonating an atomic bomb in New York City, forcing the US to surrender

TWD: they live in a zombie apocalypse that started in 2010, we don't, it's 2023 and the Internet is working
by Starkaura73818 October 29, 2023
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