dick alarm

A painful erection causes you to wake up quicker than a standard alarm because you have to piss so bad!

After drinking 4 teguila sunrises,5 long island teas,and a twelve pack of natural lite down at the big nipple strip club last nite,my dick alarm went off at 5:45 this morning!

by pipelayer24 August 6, 2013

Designated Dick

n. A male who is selected, before weekend activities begin, to be the booty call for the night. The designated dick is similar to a fuck buddy and friends with benefits but does not necessarily mean that he is either one of those. This predetermined male does not have an obligation to party with or see the female earlier in the day. Designated Dick only means that at the end of the night the male will leave or meet up with the female to participate in sexual activities.

"I need to make sure I have my designated dick situated so I know I'm getting it in this weekend."

"Gotta have my designated dick this weekend to make up for this awful week!"

by HayLove September 18, 2012

Thunder Cross Dick Attack

A sexual position where one partner holds the other partner's legs open with their own legs in a split position, with their arms crossed in an X pattern holding onto their partner's shoulders.

My girlfriend wanted to be surprised last night, so I hit her with my unstoppable Thunder Cross Dick Attack!

by jimmydeansbigasssausages November 6, 2019

Yung Dagger Dick

On X’s No Jumper interview, he explained that women like his dick because it’s big and, in his own words, “like a dagger…long, a solid 8 inches, but skinny.” Due to this, he nicknamed himself ‘Young Dagger Dick’. This also used to be his old Twitter handle before he changed it to @xxxtentacion.

Yeah, hit my line for the nigga dick, check my Twitter, yeah
Yeah, they call me Yung Dagger Dick, that's my handle, yeah

by Elexon6273 October 9, 2018

Dick-Induced Asthma

When a person experiences asthma symptoms, such as coughing and/or wheezing, during or after the act of fellatio.

Guy 1: Hey man, want to suck my dick?
Guy 2: I'd love to but I have dick-induced asthma.

by Robsworld6 January 17, 2013

Hurricane Dick

When a weather person is showing a hurricane or other major storm on a green screen and standing in such a way that makes the predicted path of the storm form a phallic shape in front of them, resembling a penis.

Bob: Did you catch the 6 o’clock news? The weather guy had a huge hurricane dick going on!
Tom: Yup, looks like florida is gonna get fuuuuucked

Sally: Who needs porn when you can turn on the weather channel and see Jim Cantore’s gigantic hurricane dick?

by But Sects December 11, 2019

Criminal Dick

The state of being so arroused and horny that your dick transcends the usual hard-on and morphs into a malevolent being all its own, capable of unrepentant violence, anti-social behavior, sexual assault and-- in extreme cases-- rape.

Synonyms: felonious trunk

I saw this girl last night who was so hot she gave me a case of straight up Criminal Dick.

by Randy Bloke November 14, 2015