damaged goods

A person, who makes themselves emotionally unavailable due to unfortunate circumstances in the past. Which in turn makes their significant other pay for the mistakes they had to deal with in the past. Damaged goods tend to run away from their problems instead of facing them head on and tend to make assumptions about present situations due to experiences from the past.

"Why is he being such a dick to me? Did I do something wrong?"

"Naw, he's just damaged goods."

"Why does he have such a problem communicating with me?

"Duh, cuz he's damaged goods!"

"Damn this girl is playing some serious head games"

"Yo bro, it's cuz she's damaged goods"

by gsxrchi September 17, 2012

piss monkey damage

piss monkey damage the damage and destruction caused by mice and rats that have taken over a structure

i went down to the basement and found lots of piss monkey damage and destruction along with their poop and piss what a mess those piss monkeys made

by littlejimmie April 8, 2019

percy-damage

Inherent, unintentional physical damage to property caused by Percy; damage estimated at an average of $4.99 per hour, or 8.3 cents per minute. Most likely to occur between Friday 5pm through Sunday 6am. See also percy-storm.

Percy-damage this week included two broken glasses and a poker table.

by donkey81 April 7, 2008

eMoTiOnAl dAmAgE

An expression that’s usually used whenever something depressing or something hard to swallow is said by someone. It is usually used during dark humor or when someone gets roasted.

Person: I would hit you, but that would be animal abuse

Random bystander: eMoTiOnAl dAmAgE

by roseluvies February 5, 2022

DAMARCUS

smart, ambitious, loves to take charge, he's a leader by all means. A family man, he will do anything for his family. Any girl would be lucky to have him he's a great provider. He's also a romancer and easy to fall in love the true meaning of one woman man.

Damarcus is the best hes such a family man

by Kim tucker December 23, 2016

terrible, terrible damage

A phrase often used by StarCraft II lead designer Dustin Browder while commentating Battle Reports for the game.

StarCraft community members have adopted the phrase, using it to describe their reaction to anything that is mind-blowing, hilarious, shocking or downright insulting.

It has also (jokingly) been proposed as a StarCraft II cheat code.

"The banelings roll in and - OH, TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE DAMAGE as they explode into those marines!"

"Check out the video below for terrible terrible damage!"

by pianoblack July 2, 2009

Damani

Usually a trill and funny person. Has a type of charm that women love. Is also know for being intelligent.

Usually I wouldn't say this but you could be the next damani,you do have a good personality.

by thotologistatwork January 14, 2014