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delusional bitch

Someone that's always worried or freaking out about something irrational or someone who's just stupid
Yo, i hope she's okay.. she hasn't responded to my texts in 5 minutes man
"nigga you's a delusional bitch"

Ya so like, 2 + 5 ISN'T 9???
"hoe wtf you're a delusional bitch"
by needsometix April 29, 2023
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National Delusional Day

post people who are just delusional on October 10th
Happy Delusional Day! post a pic of the most delusional ppl u know

You: hey look on snap

person: why tf would u post me for national delusional day??
by btee200 October 7, 2021
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delusional

To have a misconception.
Wife: (to rabbit) Sir, will you kindly show us the way to Littleton?
Husband: Um, rabbits don't understand English.

5-year-olds are delusional.
by frabrizio February 2, 2017
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Delusional Coffee Disorder

-an erroneous belief that their coffee is superior is held in the face of evidence to the contrary.
-delusional conviction of one's own importance, power, or knowledge or that one is, or has a special relationship with, a deity, coffee making skills or a famous person.
-A delusion in which ones belief is possessed of great importance, power, wealth, intellect, or ability to make coffee.
Steve suffers from Delusional Coffee Disorder.

Steve's coffee is terrible, he must suffer from Delusional Coffee Disorder.
by Dr. Jadhav February 3, 2012
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Delusional

1. The state of having a false opinion or belief.

2. Used to describe someone attached, possibly obbsessed, with an idea which is either false, or has changed. Synonymous to "living in the past."
Shannon really thinks she could get him back even though its clear there is no way of that EVER happening?!... She's delusional.
by MeowMeoow October 15, 2010
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delusional

An insult/label often flung at those who have beliefs that are not commonly accepted.
Person 1: I believe aliens are visiting Earth.

Person 2: OMG UR DELUSIONAL

Person 1: No I am not, I've thought about the issue thoroughly

Person 2: DELUSIONAL DELUSIONAL DELUSIONAL IM GONNA HAV U LOKD UP
by Shadow Creator March 21, 2008
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delusional

A person who is a Harry/Hermione shipper. They are easily upset, have a limited sense of humour, and do not read particularly well. In their spare time, they like to look for overly used symbolism where none exists. This term was coined by a most wonderful webmaster.
TeenyBopper1892!!: i ship Harry/Hermione. There so kaute and SO canon!!!!1!!!
HeronShipper: A delusional has entered the room, folks.
by Tiffi July 24, 2008
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