December 2

The one day of the school year everyone fakes sick worldwide and we try to make our attendance line at school as low as we possibly can😂

Teacher: why is no one at school today?!
john: because it's national fake sick day!!
gary: yeah haha, december 2!!

by Nugget figgot October 28, 2019

December 2

This day is when people even better than GOD are born, they can’ t die and if the did so the universe would collapse into itself causing absolute destruction of everything that existed, exists or would exist ever. Also, they habe maximum powers: they are creators of the N-word, they can levitate, bend gravity if they want and everything they think of.

-Mike: When is your birthday?
-Lucas: December 2.
-Mike: *prays for his forgiveness*

by CEO OF EXISTENCE November 3, 2019

December 2

It’s national throw an orange day. When you go to school get an orange and fling it across the cafeteria.

Billy bob: *throws orange*
Jimmy: What the hell was that for?!
Billy bob: it’s december 2

by Wasbiii November 28, 2019

December 2

National Society day. The day where we respect the joker and fellow gamers. And also kiss the birthday boy plz.

Tim: Its December 2 You know what that means

by Bjaggi mix October 24, 2019

December 2

Nation skip skool because of tik tok day

Hey Joe

Ya Yuri

tomorrow is December 2nd you kn what that means!

by Joe_____________MaMa November 1, 2019

December 2

Today is national skip school day we don’t know why

Dude it’s December 2nd we have to skip school

by Llalalal October 29, 2019

December 2

The day were everybody skips school

Johnny: did you hear what’s happening on December 2

Timmy: no

Johnny : everyone is skipping school

by Billly_69 October 29, 2019