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Davenport North High School

A high school in Iowa where white kids think they're black. This school is not intended for those who make fun of ghetto people otherwise they will be shot. This school also has a really badass newspaper staff, and anyone entering the high school (with a brain) should definitely join the staff. Band and orchestra are awesome, and choir is okay I guess.

This high school is also skilled in destroying the minds and free wills of anyone who enters their doors.

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Guy: Yo girl, how was yo weeken'?

Girl: Mmhm, boy you know how I get when I party. And Deschelle and i were togetha earlier.

Guy: So how is yo' pre-pre-pre-algebra class?

Girl: Pleaz boy, i don't do my homework.

Note: These people are both white, they were also top of their middle school classes. untill they got to davenport north high school...
by pursuitofthewildcatsnotdyin' November 3, 2009
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Two Chimps On a Davenport

A sex act where two men double team a woman using bandana peels as condoms.
Why is the station so slippery?

Two Chimps on a Davenport.
by Chippydippydingdong November 8, 2011
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Davenport Steamer

Verb - The act of smashing out someone's windshield then squatting and taking a shit on their dashboard. This probably originated in Davenport, IA where people do this all the time.
That fucker cut me off, so I followed him to the restaurant and did a Davenport Steamer on his new ride. Imagine the look on his face when he comes out of the restaurant with his girl and sees his windshield smashed out and a fresh shit loaf on his dashboard!
by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021
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davenport

davenport is the worst place you will ever see on the face of planet earth. there is absolutely nothing to do here and after youve been to every fair in the damn place it’s legitimately boring. the only good food youll eat there is caseys pizza so why dont you find yourself one and then leave right away. the only fun places to go are the mississippi valley fair and downtown by the river if theres some kind of festival. and don’t forget the corn. riding on the highway, look to your left, corn. look to the right, corn. look behind you, corn. but corn is so good so ntm on that
person one: omg have you been to iowa?
person two: no i havent
person one: you should totally go! just not davenport.. theres nothing there
person two: oh thanks for telling me man
by justyourlocalkpopstanlol September 24, 2022
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Davenport school of the arts

One of the best schools And NOT THE WORST ^^^.. This school consests of some of the nicest kids and lovely adults
other then some one..smth.. but other then that DSA is one of the best schools out there. its basically Harvard but for elementary and middle school !11
i love my new school.
oh really? whats it called?
DSA or davenport school of the arts. its a pretty good school
thats good to hear.
by Brownywastaken February 18, 2025
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Davenport depth charge

The act of cupping ones hand over his rectum while in the shower allowing his hand to fill with water, then farting with force to evacuate the water, in essence, water bonging his own fart.
Pulled off such a horrible Davenport depth charge that I had to retile the bathroom. I now know not to eat in the shower
by We5ticle5 January 7, 2021
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DAVENPORT

A MAN FULL OF KNOWLEDGE, A HANDYMAN, AND A CERTIFIED PORNSTAR. HES GOT A HUGE DING-A-LING.
HELP! MY COMPUTER DOESNT WORK...CALL DAVENPORT, HE WILL FIX IT...
by 4FT TALL May 31, 2023
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